So many hotties, so little time! 🔥😭
Hi!
I’ve been a busy little beaver lately, but I feel like I haven’t been accomplishing anything.
And I guess it’s because everything I’m doing is related to moving.
I’ve been packing all my worldly possessions, but trying to keep some of the sex stuff available - I don’t want to be left high and dry if I get the urge to use my Snail Vibe.
Cleaning so deep that I’m scrubbing corners I don’t even remember seeing before.
And just all the time it takes to go house hunting, deal with paperwork, and run out the door so total strangers can come snoop through your place.
It’s pretty much been my whole life for the last few weeks.
Which sucks because I really miss my regular life.
My hobbies. My routines. And my work - I seriously miss it because it’s a big part of me and what I do with myself.
And I feel like the universe keeps rubbing that in my face.
There are toys I really want to try but haven’t had the time.
Really interesting dildos I’d be thrilled to review.
And so much smut that I really want to check out.
Just hotties upon hotties who look heart-stoppingly cute in those thumbnails. They’re just so damn enticing and I’m missing out on all their slutty hijinx!
Like okay, this is how I know the universe is fucking with me.
A few years back, I went looking for VanLife porn.
After a bunch of digging, I found this sexy and artsy porn scene on Xconfessions. It was the right aesthetic - Instagram nomadic hippie hotties meets hardcore fucking.
Then I discovered Horny Hiking and I was off to the races.
Outdoor sex with a girl whose ass simply refuses to quit - sign me the fuck up!
But then that whole thing kind of cooled off.
OnlyFans got weird about outdoor content. VanLife wasn’t super trendy anymore. All my favorite sex fantasies were evaporating right before my eyes.
And then this week, I see a title so damn appealing I would’ve had to sit down if I wasn’t already lying on my back.
VanLife.
StepSis.
It’s like the concept was invented specifically to turn me on.
Give me a VanLifeStepSis and some Dadcrush to round it out and I’m set. I might never need any other kind of smut.
Oh, and guess what?
She’s a redhead.
Normally, I’d drop everything.
Draw myself a hot bath, bring a couple of waterproof toys with me, and make sure my phone battery is at 100% because I’m going to be watching from start to finish.
But no. Not this time.
Because I’m too busy scrubbing the tub instead of lounging in it.
So there she goes, right in the watchlist with all the other horny stepsisters.
I really can’t wait to move because I want to go back to writing about sex, talking with my husband on mic (about sex), and watching adorable women (who are having sex).
But for now, I’ve got to get back to tidying. Because people are coming to snoop through this place tomorrow - twice! So I have to make sure every floor is swept, every surface is wiped, and my big butt mousepad is tucked away before they do.
Love,
Emma ❤
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