Screw it - I'm outta here! 😎✌️
Hi!
I was planning on moving at some point in the near future.
But like, a couple of years down the road. Maybe three.
Earlier this week, that all got flipped.
I was talking to my Mr. Austin and we got on the same page real quick.
It’s time to move.
Living in a city has its perks, and that’s what drew us here in the first place. The library’s nearby. Everywhere delivers. We can walk to the doctor’s office.
It’s nice.
But it really doesn’t feel like us anymore.
And maybe it never really was.
Because when we think of our ideal life, it looks a lot different.
It’s in the middle of nowhere, with no one bothering us.
We’re growing more food than we can eat, tending to our half-dozen chickens, and probably chopping down the occasional tree.
We’re baking all morning and then spending cozy nights in.
I’m keeping myself busy with jigsaw puzzles and little crochet projects.
We’re cuddling up to watch a smutty movie in bed - and spending so much time feeling each other up we never find out how it ends.
He’s building a greenhouse so we can see just how many hot peppers we can grow in a year.
We’re hermits at heart, basically.
So we decided it’s time to live like it.
Not just talk about moving out to the country. Not making a five year plan that turns into a ten year plan. Not just a bunch of daydreaming that never becomes real.
It’s time to pack up, fuck off, and go live out in the sticks like we’re meant to.
It’s still too soon to know exactly where we’ll be going or when it’s going to happen. But I’m not turning back - I’m outta here.
I’ve already got most of my dildos boxed up. And I’ve ordered a few sturdy storage bins to move my sex dolls.
That’s how you know it’s legit. I’m depriving myself of Britney’s gorgeous, bouncy rack to make this happen.
Anyway, I’m nervous about how quick the decision was made.
I’m dreading all the work we’re about to put into this, too.
But it also feels right - and it’s the first time in a while that anything does.
Love,
Emma ❤
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