It's not a nudie calendar, but it'll do! 😏🤭
Hi!
I spent the last year or so making my bedroom and office a lot more visually appealing.
Mostly, I’ve done that with lights - colorful LED strips, soft cloud lights, tasteful twinkly ones.
I threw in a few Squishmallows to make the middle in me happy.
There was only one thing missing - sexy ladies.
I’d love to put a nudie calendar on my office wall. That way, I’d get a different pinup hottie every month and I might even stop forgetting what day of the week it is.
But I haven’t managed to talk myself into actually getting one.
I have some lewd stuff, but they’re coffee table books tucked away on a high shelf, dirty coloring books stuffed in my desk drawer, and the shameful amount of filth I’ve got bookmarked. A calendar would be out in the open, though.
Well, I finally took my first baby step to surrounding myself with lewds.
My laptop was on its last legs. Lately, I’ve been spending more time trying to get it to load and run than I do actually writing and editing.
I had to replace it. And now that I have a dedicated spot where I do all my work, I decided not to bother with a laptop. Instead, I bought my first desktop PC in a long, long time.
That meant I’d have a mouse instead of a trackpad. Which meant I finally had the excuse I needed to go shopping for a big titty mousepad.
I didn’t actually end up getting a busty one, though. I couldn’t resist ordering a squishy butt instead.
You have no idea how happy this schoolgirl upskirt makes me. I love seeing it every time I sit down at my desk.
I didn’t stop there.
I needed a desktop background, too.
One quick google search later and now I get to peep at Princess Peach wearing a whole lot less pink than she normally does.
I’m still hoping I’ll talk myself into a calendar someday. Especially if I can find one full of girls with thick thighs and fishnet stockings.
But I’m good with my pervy mousepad for now.
This Week’s New Articles
I tried the It’s a Match Liquid Vibrator for the first time and I enjoyed it so much I just had to write about arousal oils again! They’re a whole lot of fun - but only if you use them right and use them for the right reasons.
A lot of people don’t understand what the gift-receiving love language is all about. And because of that, they have no idea how easily it could get them laid.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
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Time to sex up the joint! 🔥
Is your bedroom cockblocking you?
This week, we're giving some advice on how to make your bedroom more sex friendly!
Also: sleep deprivation, sexy screen time, and the one thing missing from your medical kink roleplay!
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