Setting the mood - and taking advantage of it 😏😶🌫️
Okay, so I don’t really like to go around tooting my own horn.
But I’m going to anyway, just this once. Because I made my very own cloud light and I’m really proud of it!
It’s a craft I came across on TikTok months ago and have been keeping in my back pocket ever since.
All I needed was the right excuse to make it.
And I finally found it.
I wanted some backlighting for my photos. But I didn’t just want to use whatever lights I could get. I wanted something that looked cute - ideally, so cute that I wouldn’t even have to hide it.
A cloud light was the perfect solution.
So, I bought a box of Poly-Fil, got some strip lights, and plugged in the glue gun.
Then I was in my zone. I’m never happier than when I have a project - especially if it’s a crafty one.
When it was over, I was so excited with the results that I stripped myself down to my socks. I just had to test it out by taking a few lewds and nudes. They were quick, shoddy shots but it didn’t matter - I already loved the effect.
Actually, it put me in such a great mood that I ended up stripping down under the cloud light again that evening.
I told Mr. Austin how great the light would be for sex.
Then I invited him to my office so I could prove it to him.
I closed the blinds, turned off every other light in the room, and pushed the sex chair a couple of feet from the wall.
It was bright - and felt even brighter when Mr. Austin took my dress off and dropped it to the floor. But it was still dark enough to be moody.
It shifted slowly, lighting our bodies in different colors - from cloudy grey, to playfully purple, and a sexy soft red.
I got bent over the chair a few different times - to get spanked, to get eaten out, to get fingered and fucked.
I laid on it and let its curves ease my legs back so I could get pounded so deep and hard I couldn’t keep my voice down.
And I guess all that post-crafting energy inspired some real horniness because I got the urge to climb on top, work my thigh muscles until they gave in, and cowgirl my way to orgasms so strong I would’ve probably fallen over if I wasn’t steadying myself.
It was the kind of sex that leaves you so worn out you’re not sure you’ll be able to fuck for a while - but also so deeply, blissfully satisfied that you know you’ll be craving it again soon.
The next day, I ordered more strip lights.
Because having perfect sex lighting in my office is great. It’s convenient for photos and videos. And that just so happens to be where my sex chair lives.
But after the amazing night I had, I knew I needed a second cloud light.
This one is for the bedroom.
I put it together after a really long, tiring day. Then I celebrated by drinking gin - a little too quickly because I started late and didn’t want to be up at a ridiculous hour.
I was too exhausted to get in the mood. I was giddy, goofy drunk - not impressionable, sex-hungry drunk.
So I regret to say that I did not have sex under my second cloud light. Not yet.
But hey, there’s always tonight.
This Week’s New Articles
Last week, I told you all about my favorite new way to watch porn.
Long story short, it’s getting my pussy rubbed while I do it.
This week, I decided to go into detail about the porn I watched while my pussy was being pampered.
It’s a Pure Taboo scene, so I knew it’d be well-made.
It has Seth Gamble, Mormons, and virgins, so I knew it’d be hot as fuck.
And yeah, it delivered. It’s kind of ridiculous, a bit dark, and hit a few of my buttons real hard.
Check out my review of Soaking to see my detailed thoughts on it - or if you just want to peep at some tits and ass.
Fucking under a cloud light is incredily fun.
Getting bent over a sex chair is where it’s at.
Hand stuff is pretty much guaranteed to make you melt.
But there are some things that sound hot - until you actually try them. Then you realize they’re kind of overrated.
I wrote about six of those - sex acts that are pretty much only hot in theory.
I had almost zero flavored condom experience - until very recently.
Now that I’ve given a bunch of blowjobs so I could taste sixteen different condom flavors, I’ve learned a few things.
Like that sucking a cock with a flavored condom is really fun and I’d have zero regrets about giving head that way.
That some are more scented than flavored.
That taste testing this many condoms is no easy task when your partner doesn’t have a slim cock.
And that some flavors are much better than others.
Check out my review of all these condoms to find out which ones taste the best!
Hope You Like Big Butts! 🍑
I’ve been posting nudes and lewds all week!
That includes me showing my butt in front of my cloud light and dressing like a stern teacher for a photoshoot in my sun room.
Oh, and I shared a little GIF of me riding my husband’s cock. Because I’d hate to keep such a fun fuck to myself!
Taco Bell, Keanu Reeves, and My Happy Place! 🥰
I dropped a new Two Chatty Cathys episode for my Friends With Benefits!
It’s just a chill conversation where me and Jake talk about whatever’s been going on with us.
This time, it was takeout, John Wick, Speed, and the makeshift dutch door that keeps my plant room safe and semi-private!
You can listen to a teaser here.
And you can find the full episode on the Pillow Talk Patreon! Becoming a Friend With Benefits gets you access to bonus episodes, porn watchalongs, and our private Discord server - now with the occasional naughty GIF!
See you there! 😘
Treat Yourself to Something Real Good 🔥
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
Tenga toys are so fucking fun! After seeing a Tenga Spinner in action, I have no idea how anyone can just jerk off with their hands, not when this is available. Get one from Betty’s Toy Box if you want to try something really cool and stimulating - and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout if you want to save 15% on your entire order!
I’ve been thinking about wands lately, which means I’ve thinking about bondage. And that means I’ve been thinking about Bubblegum Dungeon! It’s a colorful and kinky porn series that makes BDSM look as fun as it really is! Use my affiliate link to get a great deal on a membership or use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get an even better price!
I’m still so in love with everything I’ve tried from Bijoux Indiscrets! Their Sex Au Naturel line has great lubes to make everything extra stimulating, arousal products to get you in a really hot mood, and a smooth little vibrator to really help you get off!
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No More Medicore Pussy Eating! 💦
Pussy eating is basically perfect - except when it isn't.
This week, we're talking about all the little and big mistakes people make when they're going down and eating out!
Put on your listening ears because we're going over enthusiastic muff diving, ergonomic oral, and what you should do with your hands!
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, don’t forget to rate and review it on Apple Podcasts! 🖤
Big Dick Energy Like You Wouldn’t Believe 🍆
This week, we're talking about "The Pick" (S4, E13 of Seinfeld) and Elaine's tame nip slip.
We also talk about ADHD hyperfixations, Kramer's sexual energy, and seeing way too much of your cousin.
What’s The Deal With Fucking? is on Apple Podcasts! If you like the show, I’d love for you to rate and review it! 🥰
Connect With Me! 🥰
Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon page for early access and exclusive bonus episodes!
I’m starting to do stuff on TikTok too!
Subscribe to my YouTube channel for some much less hardcore (but still super fun) videos!
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