I've found it - the best way to watch smut 🔥🥵
Hi!
I’ve just had a major breakthrough.
After lots of extensive and perved up research in my own personal porn lab, I’ve come up with the perfect way to watch smut.
It happened just the other night when I was in that weird mental space where you’re not sure how you feel about sex.
Like, I wasn’t really in the mood or anything like that. But the idea of getting turned on and getting off sounded really good to me.
When that happens, I have all sorts of tricks to get myself going.
But this time, I couldn’t pick.
Part of me wanted to put on some porn and see what happens. Having Mr. Austin team up with some professionally sexy people to turn me on would probably get me where I wanted to be.
I also wanted a pussy massage, though. That kind of surefire pleasure is really hard to turn down.
So I ended up asking my dear husband for a combination of both. Some kind of porn date with plenty of pussy rubbing.
All we had to do was figure out the logistics.
My usual pussy massage position is flat on my back, hips propped up with my wedge and ramp.
That’s great for when my eyes are closed, but not so comfy when I want to keep them on my laptop.
We shifted around a bit, but quickly settled into the one that felt right.
It wasn’t anything fancy - it was just your basic spooning position. Both of us on our sides, me being a little spoon with no bottoms on.
And after an evening of hard, rigorous testing, the results are in.
I’m happy to report that cuddling and getting your pussy rubbed from behind is the best way to watch porn.
That’s what the science says. Try it and you’ll see.
Now, it wasn’t just the position though.
We watched the Pure Taboo scene Soaking, and it has everything you want in a porn date watch. A ridiculous setup. Weird fucking that turns into good fucking. Sexy Mormons.
Mr. Austin eased me into it too.
At first, we just cuddled and exchanged jokes.
Once things got physical in the scene, he started stroking me my arms and thighs. His touch was a bit firmer through the aggressive and throaty blowjob.
But he waited until the scene got really fucking hot before easing my legs apart and gently rubbing his spit-coated fingers on my pussy.
So, who knows. Maybe the porn or the timing on the fingering contaminated the results.
I doubt it, though. I think spooning, fingering, and smut just work really well together.
But I’ll go back to the lab to confirm my results anyway. And then I’ll confirm them again. Then run a few more trials after that.
I have to. Its for science.
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I’m pretty sure some of my upcoming porn dates will involve Teen Sneaks.
It’s a pretty simple series.
They’re teens. They’re sneaking. They’re fucking.
That’s all there is to it - but that’s all you need.
The scenes I’ve watched has been playful, kind of sweet, and really fucking hot.
Check out my review of two recent scenes if you want to know exactly why they’re so worth watching!
Know what else is worth watching?
Guys playing with sex dolls.
There’s still some sex negative stigma around sex dolls, and that means it’s hard to come by that kind of entertainment unless you go looking for it.
But I have been blessed enough to watch three different men play with them.
The first time was seeing Tommy Pistol in a threesome with Whitney Wright and a sex doll in The Aura Doll.
The second time is when I asked my husband to fuck my new torso doll and got an amazing live show.
Most recently, Jim from Feel Good Filth has been treating his paid subscribers to some sex doll action. And as long as he keeps it up, he can keep taking my money because holy fuck it’s hot.
I’m very much here for it, but I don’t see enough positive sex doll talk. So, I decided to put my love of it into words and explain why it turns me on so much.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
Cozy Plant MILF Porn 🪴
My plants are thriving!
I haven’t kept plants alive for this long - let alone kept them flourishing.
And you know what, they’re perfect in the background of porn videos.
I used them to create a kind of chill vibe in my new clip.
I think it worked! Though the star of the show is still the wand vibrator that made me come really fucking hard!
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Some Super Sexy Stuff for You 😏
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As much as I love my torso doll Stacy, I think I play with Ken even more. He’s a Rough Rider torso doll - basically a nice set of abs with a gorgeous, posable cock. If you want a really fucking good ride, you can get one from Betty’s Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!
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Shooting Lasers From My Butt - No, Really ✨
I love weird sex toys, and I especially love weird sex toys that make you come really well.
So that's what we're talking about this week - seven quirky little toys that I just love to bits!
Also: naughty little porn thieves, fucking everyone I know in my dreams, and dick confusion!
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