Something worth squeezing ππ
Hi!
I still really, really want a gaming PC.
Iβm not a gamer or anything. But Iβd really like to be one.
Ever since I found out that cozy games are a thing, Iβve wanted to spend hours every week just chilling in fun virtual worlds.
Not to mention all the X-rated adult games that would keep me very busy and extremely entertained.
It would be great for work too. My laptopβs alright, but I bet I could really speed up my editing with something with a lot more speed.
And Iβd probably use it as an excuse to add even more cute things to my life.
Could I get it in pink?
Maybe it could have some cool lights and stuff?
Iβd probably have to get those pink gamer girl headphones with the cat ears too, right?
So yeah, Iβm not even close enough to having saved up for it, but Iβm already excited.
And Iβve been extra super excited about it because I just realized that thereβs one more accessory Iβd need.
A mousepad.
Specifically, a 3D mousepad.
But not just any 3D mousepad - I want one with tits.
Actually, no. I need one with tits.
I mean, look at this!
Donβt you just wish you could give those a squeeze?
It would be the best kind of stress relief. Anytime I need a break from work, I can just feel up a super cute girl.
Or this one.
She looks sweet and shy. She has the glasses. Sheβs my kind of gal.
Actually, I also have a thing for Snow Whites. So, I find this one hard to resist too.
And okay, I havenβt just spent my whole morning window shopping for boob mousepads.
There are butt ones too.
Look at what Iβm missing out on just because I have a stupid unsqueezable touchpad on my laptop!
And this!
For someone with a thigh kink, this could be dangerously distracting!
Iβm pretty sure a lot of these are anime characters. But I donβt watch anime, so to me theyβre just cute as hell and super enticing.
And I know Iβd technically only need one but I have no clue how Iβd be able to narrow it down.
I want so many of them!
I barely started browsing and Iβm already trying to come up with an excuse for why I need seventeen 3D mousepads.
But Iβm getting ahead of myself.
First, Iβll save up for the gaming PC. Then Iβll buy a mousepad with honkable bazongas.
And if I canβt stop at one, well, thatβs just part of being a lewd gamer girl isnβt it?
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I donβt have my nudey mousepads yet. But I do have something else I can play with.
Itβs my King Cock Squirting Dildo!
Iβm very much into creampies. Which kinda sucks because I canβt exactly experience them with Mr. Austin.
But I can give them to myself.
And now I can do it with an ultra-realistic toy that looks like a cock, feels like one, and fills me up extremely well!
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Creampies are hot, but do you know what else is?
Attractive, confident dudes who can dirty talk really fucking well.
I really, really, really love porn.
And Iβm extremely into women, looking at them, and watching them get fucked.
But I often wished they did a better job of showcasing the guys in the scene.
I want some sexy dudes to look at it.
And more importantly, I want to hear them say a lot of really arousing things.
Luckily, there are some guys who deliver that every single time theyβre on screen. I wrote about three of them - theyβre some of the hottest and most reliable dirty talkers in porn.
There are different orgasm levels.
There are the small ones that help you relieve tension but leave you wanting more.
There are the really good ones that make you feel satisfied and happy you got off.
Then there are the big ones. The showstopping ones. The ones that make you wonder why you ever do anything other than masturbate and fuck.
And theyβre not completely random. There are things you can do to give yourself those big, powerful climaxes.
If you want to blow your own mind, I shared my three favorite ways to get there.
Enjoy!
Love,
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Sexmas Is Coming! π
I canβt wait for Sexmas! Itβs such a perfect little cozy time of year!
And obviously, the naughty gifts are a big part of what makes it so much fun!
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Solo Creampies Are So Fucking Hot! π¦
I wasnβt going to keep my King Cock creampie to myself!
I filmed a closeup video of me fucking myself with the thick toy and then filling my pussy with its fake come.
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Have Some Dirty Fun π₯
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One thing thatβs really hard to enjoy on your own is pussy eating. There just arenβt that many great toys that give you a good oral experience. But the Her Ultimate Pleasure does an extremely good job! It has a pussy pump that tugs at your pussy while a mechanical tongue licks at your clit. Itβs fucking fantastic! Get one from Bettyβs Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!
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Thereβs really nothing hotter than playing with remote-controlled sex toys. Wearing one basically turns me into a horny puppet, and that is a very, very good thing! The Lovense Ferri and the Lush are my favorites - and the Dolce is fantastic for anyone who wants incredibly strong stimulation!
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The Right Way to End a Good Fuck π₯°
If you ever feel weird after sex, it's probably because you didn't get enough aftercare.
That's what we're talking about this week - what aftercare is, why it's important, and what kind of things you can do to keep from getting the post-sex sads!
Also: coming to nasty porn, keeping a post-sex snack drawer, Jake discovers Thanksgiving, and he mans up and does some boy stuff!
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, consider rating and reviewing it onΒ Apple PodcastsΒ or anywhere else!
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