I don't know what I'm doing, but at least I keep trying 😎✌️
Hi!
One thing you might not know about me is that I dream of living on a homestead.
I’d have a nice little house with good wi-fi and adorable rustic features.
A chicken coop where I can gather fresh eggs and carry them to the kitchen in my cute little apron.
Fruit trees, big gardens, and a bunch of little projects I can work on.
And a big plot of land surrounded by forests so I can walk around topless, bottomless - as naked as I want to be, really.
I just want to be a fun little farmgirl. I think that’d be a pretty sweet life.
I don’t see it happening anytime soon, though.
For one thing, my yard is way too small for any kind of farming. There’s barely any privacy and not much room to plant and grow anything.
But I can still make the best of what I’ve got. I’ve at least got enough space to create a little urban homestead.
I could have greenery and wildflowers everywhere. A mishmosh of vegetables growing around the backyard. Indoor grow lights so I can have lettuce and tomatoes all winter.
Solar panels on the roof. Loaves of bread in the oven. Lots of little things we’ve made and fixed up ourselves.
And that’s where I run into my second problem.
Because every time I try to make my DIY, self-sufficient daydream come true, I learn the hard way that I might not have all the skills I need.
I’m growing a few tomatoes and peppers now, but it’s only after years of setting up dead gardens that barely produce anything.
I jazzed up my little side tables the other day, but then I tried to paint the little container I keep my makeup pads in and it looks more homemade than I’d like it to.
Yesterday I tried to dye some sheets but none of it stuck. They went in beige and somehow came out beige.
And whenever I try a new recipe, I’m so dyslexic that I always manage to screw up one of the steps.
So, I keep coming close to giving up on my urban homesteading dream.
No cute little gardens. No backyard chickens. No lumber, no sewing, no canning. No lazing in my hammock with my tits out.
I can just order everything and let other people make stuff - it’s fine.
But I keep on trying, even when I’m feeling discouraged.
Because I think that’s the only difference between someone who has all these cool skills and someone who doesn’t - it’s trying over and over until you get it right.
So, that’s what I’m gonna do.
I’ll keep screwing up here and there. Then I’ll keep trying until I don’t suck anymore.
And for now, I can at least enjoy the six little tomatoes I managed to grow.
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