Embracing the (other) swinging lifestyle 😊☀️
Hi!
At the start of the summer, I decided to go all in on the hammock lifestyle.
And let me tell you, it’s one of the best decisions I’ve made in a while.
It really started about a year ago. That’s when I got a hammock, ordered a set of D-rings, and put all my trust in Mr. Austin’s DIY skills and our old stud finder.
Since then, I’ve had a hammock hanging in the corner of my office. Right next to one of my cloud lights, to create a nice little vibe.
The plan was to unhook it whenever I wasn’t using it, but that never happened. Because I’m in that thing multiple times a day.
See, I knew I’d love it. I just had no idea it would be a complete game changer for me.
It feels so cozy, calming, and comfortable. I can cocoon inside it whenever I need to - which is a little more often than I’d like to admit. And it’s nice the rest of the time, too.
Being cradled in a hammock just puts me in a better headspace. I can’t meditate - I’ve tried and got nothing out of it. But I sure can swing a lot of my stress away, and that’s gotta be almost as good.
So, I decided to get another one. It was my big summer purchase - the thing that would help me spend more time outside and get the most out of the nice weather.
And you wouldn’t believe the difference it’s made.
Swinging in the shade on a warm day is so much more pleasant than being cradled in my office. It’s not just a cozy spot - it’s my happy place.
That settled it for me. I’m never going back. I’m a hammock girl now.
I only wish I’d done it sooner.
I’m not really sure why I didn’t. I guess it was like getting a massage table - something that felt too much like a luxury but ended up being a surprisingly affordable way to improve my quality of life.
So if you’ve ever daydreamed of spending your days in a hammock, you should totally go ahead and do it. If you’re anything like me, it’s going to be exactly what you need.
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