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For most of my adulthood, I’ve been a few different flavors of broke.
There were the years I lived off student loans.
All the times I was living paycheck to paycheck.
I did the stay at home mom thing for a while, too. And let me tell you, that doesn’t pay nearly as much as it should.
I’ve made decent money a couple of times, but then a website would change its algorithm and I had to dig into my savings to stay afloat.
It’s been rough and bumpy. It’s definitely been stressful.
And it means I don’t have a lot of things in matching sets.
That’s not the worst part of being broke - not even close. But it still sucks, because I love surrounding myself with pretty things that pop with color.
I could never really afford to buy enough furniture to fill a room - not all at once. I’d start with the essentials and buy a new piece whenever I could scrape enough money for it. And I literally couldn’t afford to be picky about how it looked - I had to go with whatever was cheap enough.
So I have this hodgepodge of stuff that’s perfectly functional but doesn’t look like it fits together.
Over the years, I learned to make do. I got real frugal about a lot of things. But I also figured out ways to make things look nicer than they are.
Just because I’m a broke-ass ho doesn’t mean I shouldn’t have cute things - even if I have to make them cute myself.
See, there’s an overall aesthetic I’m going for.
It’s cutesy. It’s colorful. It’s soft and cozy. It’s DDlg and middle vibes all over the place.
And I still can’t really afford to furnish my office and my bedroom that way. I’ve window shopped all that stuff, so I know it’s way out of my budget.
But I can usually swing for a bit of paint, so that’s how I’m going to do it.
Piece by piece, I’m going to update everything until it looks the way I want it to.
I painted my dresser and replaced the knobs on it.
I made my own cloud lights so I could throw splashes of color on everything.
And I just finished painting my two shabby little grey sidetables. I think they came out looking pretty cute!
Now I’ve got my eye on the podcasting cart.
It’s a rolling stand where I keep the mixer, the mics, the headphones, and all the little random accessories I need to get through a recording session.
It’s been incredibly useful and it keeps my desk from getting too cluttered. But it’s also kind of bland and could use some brightening up.
I still can’t decide if it’s a good idea. Maybe it would stand out too much. Maybe it’s better that it fades into the background. Maybe white’s its color.
So, I don’t know. Maybe painting it’s a mistake. But at least I won’t have to spend a lot to find out.
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