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Hi!
I’ve got a pretty strong pet peeve I want to share with you.
It’s when bloggers, YouTubers, and people on social media promote products they haven’t actually tried.
It’s surprisingly common. They don’t usually say it outright, but there are some tell-tale signs.
Like when they spend a ton of time talking about the features but barely say a peep about using it.
Or when they sound like they’re copying lines straight from a press release - because that’s probably what they’re doing.
Other times, there’s just something fishy about the whole thing. Like, I have a hard time believing that someone with a tiny site really tested out the 27 different mail-order mattresses they’re comparing.
That kind of thing really bothers me, because I rely on reviews - a lot. I’ll never spend cold, hard cash on anything until I’ve heard someone’s firsthand experience with it.
It’s one of the reasons I refuse to work with companies who want me to write about their products without trying them.
It’s why I don’t deal with companies who want me to say specific things in my reviews.
It’s also why I masturbate a bunch.
More than I want to if I’m being perfectly honest. Definitely more than I would if I didn’t have a drawer full of toys to review.
Because I want to know what a toy is really like before I write about it.
I want to see what it’s like in bed, in the bath, on my back, on my stomach. Depending on the toy, I might want to use with my husband too - especially when it’s bondage gear or sex furniture. And if it’s a cock toy, I’ll make sure to use it on him - and then get him to use it on his own a few times and tell me how it went.
This week, I’ve been playing with a new clit sucker - the Womanizer Premium 2.
It’s off to a really, really good start. After using it twice, I’m fairly confident this is going to be a toy I keep charged and ready for action.
It’s been extremely good to me so far, but I’m not ready to review it yet. Not until it gives me a few more orgasms.
So, I’ll pencil in a few more hookups with the Womanizer and report back.
It’s the least I can do.
This Week’s New Articles
A lot of guys who complain that women don’t initiate sex are really guys who miss all the signals that a lady is down to fuck - especially if she’s shy. Here are the signs you need to look out for.
If she wants to see your dick, you could send her a basic dick pic. Or you could really turn her on by sending one of these instead.
Enjoy!
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