PSA: Charge your sex toys! 😏⚡
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“High probability of power outages.”
That little line was tucked near the end of the storm warming.
At that moment, I realized that I have no idea how many of my vibrators are decently charged.
I should be a lot better at this by now. I have a labeling system to keep track of which charger goes with which toy and everything.
I just don’t have a system for making sure their batteries are full.
So, I got a little worried.
If the power was out long enough, I wouldn’t have anything to watch. No TikToks to scroll through, no music to listen to, no games to play.
There’s only so much I can knit, and only so much time I can spend roller skating in the kitchen.
I’d probably end up daydreaming. If I do enough of that, I’ll start fantasizing. And then I’d get the urge to use my toys.
I’ve got my Magic Wand Mini by my bed, but I’ve used it a few times since the last charge.
I could dig through my vibrator drawer and hope enough of them turn on - and that none of them die when I’m in the middle of using them.
And when they do, that’s it. Can’t charge them during a blackout.
Thankfully, I didn’t have to go through any of that. The rain poured, the winds blew, but the power didn’t even blink.
I think I’ll finally work out a system, though. At the very least, some way to make sure my favorite toys always have hours worth of vibrations in them.
Because it really sucks when you’ve got the urge to play with something, but you can’t unless you leave it plugged in so long you risk losing your horny gusto.
It’s even more frustrating if you’re trying to get off and you feel the toy getting weak. You’re in a race against time, hoping your tired vibe can make you come before it runs out of steam.
And if the power ever goes out, a fully charged vibrator is a great way to get you through the boredom.
I’m gonna go stuff charging cords in every USB port I can find, and you should do the same.
Consider this a PSA. Do your future self a favor and charge your vibrators.
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