Why is biphasic sex so damn good? 🥵🌙
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I guess you could blame it on the drugs.
Giving up cannabis didn’t have all the wonderful effects I hoped it would. So, I’m back on edibles now.
And the edibles are back on their bullshit.
I’m pretty consistent with how I take them, but the high keeps hitting me at different times and I can’t figure out why.
It’s like playing weed roulette - maybe I get high in an hour, maybe it’ll take three.
And maybe I’ll wake up in the middle of the night, blitzed out of my mind.
That last one’s actually not so bad. It messes with my sleep, which sucks. But being up in the middle of the night, lying in the dark with nothing except my thoughts and some cannabis oil in my system - it’s a recipe for major horniness.
But it’s a horniness I was kind of wasting.
People who do biphasic sleep usually talk about getting shit done. They wake up at 2 AM, do something productive for an hour, then go back to bed.
I wasn’t doing anything with that extra time. Just lying there enjoying my dirty thoughts and feeling naughty.
I was really, really tempted to wake up my husband for some midnight action. But I’d feel bad nudging him when he was sleeping so well.
That’s for when I hear a noise in the middle of the night, not for when I’m in the mood for dick.
But then it was our wedding anniversary - and the timing kind of sucked. We were celebrating thirteen years of marriage and I just wasn’t feeling sexy at all.
That was kind of disappointing. A night of takeout and no sex - when I would’ve very much preferred to have both.
Then it happened. My eyes popped open an hour after I fell asleep and I was really feeling it now.
And since it was such a special night, I didn’t hesitate. I woke Mr. Austin up for some dick.
Not just dick, though. Downright incredible dick.
I don’t know why, but fucking in the middle of the night just made the sex better.
It was hot sex. It was really dirty sex. It was the kind of sex I tend to fantasize about but can’t always get myself in the mood for.
And maybe that’s part of it. When I’m waking up turned on, it’s like I’m still in the middle of a wet dream. So, it ended up being a little kinky and filthy.
Mr. Austin must’ve loved it too, because he gave me a standing invitation to wake him up for sex whenever I want to.
And after the long, intense midnight fuck he gave me, I absolutely intend to.
Now if I could just figure out how to time my edibles right. Then I could wake up turned on and ready for some more biphasic banging.
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