Wish my libido luck - I'm going cold turkey 😳🍃
I was prescribed medical cannabis years ago.
It was supposed to help me manage a bunch of symptoms I was dealing with. Insomnia, anxiety, headaches - the works.
I didn’t tell my doctor this, but I also hoped it would help me get horny.
It had done a pretty good job up until that point. Almost every time I got high, I’d end up being in the mood.
It relaxed me and made me receptive. It heightened my senses too, which made foreplay more intense.
But it wasn’t legal yet and I was a stay at home mom with a toddler. Even if I wanted to go out and get some clandestine weed, I had no idea where to find any.
And the moms at the playground were no help.
Then my doctor came through for me and I got a steady supply of government-regulated weed.
It wasn’t the horny drug I hoped it would be, but it did help for a bit. Until it didn’t.
Cannabis still took the edge off my anxieties, but eventually it stopped putting me in a fun mood. Once every blue moon, the edible would hit right and I’d have some amazing sex. But that was kind of rare.
And after ten years of chronic use, I started to wonder if it was doing more harm than good.
I suspect it might be fucking with my hormones - and specifically messing with my fuck hormones.
Maybe the reason I’m struggling so hard these days is that my daily habit is suppressing my testosterone and who knows what else.
So, I stopped about a week ago. Cold turkey.
And I’m not gonna lie, I’m off to a rough start.
I got a little surge in my sex drive at first but it’s gone now. My libido isn’t dead, but it’s not showing many signs of life either.
My appetite’s lower, which is fine. My sleep has dramatically improved, which is great.
With that extra sleep, I’ve been having really weird dreams. They’re either upsettingly violent or involve me fucking people I haven’t seen since high school - sometimes both.
I’m holding strong, though. From what I’ve been reading, this boring and frustrating stretch is pretty typcial. Once I get past this part, it should be better.
So, wish me luck!
If everything goes according to plan, I’ll come out the other side well-rested, energetic, and with enough sexual desire to make up for lost time.
And if not, at least I’ll get to fuck my exes in my dreams.
This Week’s New Articles
Bring back dry humping!
And a bunch of other stuff, too!
There are so many sex acts that are absurdly hot, powerfully pleasurable - and surprisingly rare.
They’re the ones you haven’t tried in forever. And when you finally do again, you wonder why the hell you ever stopped doing them.
There are lots and lots of these, but I picked eight that I think you should put back in your sex life!
There are things that don’t really need any improvement.
Pussy eating’s one of them.
Tongue to pussy is pretty much a guaranteed good time - pretty close, anyway.
But that doesn’t mean you can’t make it better.
You can show your enthusiasm, go longer, talk dirty - or try some new positions.
Some pussy eating positions are more showy than fun. But here are five that will help you have an incredible oral experience.
I go nuts for adorable sex toys.
And when they work really well too, I’m basically in middle heaven.
That’s exactly what the All That Glimmers wand is. Sparkly and cute as can be. Light and easy to use. And a powerful little orgasm machine.
It’s so fucking good, so I just had to tell you about it! Check out my review for all the details!
Wanna Win a Wand!? 😍
The All That Glimmers wand is my new favorite toy, so I partnered with Betty’s Toy Box to give all my followers a chance to win one!
This is the last day of the giveaway, but it’s super easy to enter!
Click here and follow the instructions for your chance to put some sparkle in your life! 😘
Down the Rabbithole (and Other Holes) 🐇
Last week, I announced my Emma in Wonderland porn video.
It’s half an hour of smut involving hardcore sex, artificial pussy eating, and one huge dildo.
Some of it was a bit silly and ridiculous. But not as ridiculous as the blooper reel I shared this week!
Fun Times Ahead! 🔥
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
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Time to Pump the Sexual Brakes 😬
Why come up with a new idea when we can keep milking an old one?
This week, we’re dishing on the most overrated sex acts! Hold on to your hats because this one might be a wee bit controversial!
Also: we threaten to start yet another project and Jake only figures out what “overrated” means midway through the episode.
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, don’t forget to rate and review it on Apple Podcasts! 🖤
More Female Masturbation on TV Please! 😏
This week, we're talking about "The Contest" (S4, E11 of Seinfeld) and female masturbation on prime time television!
We also talk about naked neighbors, man butts, and the parental sex equation.
What’s The Deal With Fucking? is on Apple Podcasts! If you like the show, I’d love for you to rate and review it! 🥰
Connect With Me! 🥰
Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon page for early access and exclusive bonus episodes!
I’m starting to do stuff on TikTok too!
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