Look at me practicing gratitude 😅🙏
Hi!
I just recorded a very long podcast episode that went deeper than usual.
No, not deep like that - get your mind out of the gutter for just a second.
It got me thinking about the things I’ve been doing to improve my mental health - and the things I should really get better at.
One of the things I struggle with is gratitude.
I’m super grateful for the big stuff - hearing nice things, getting little gifts, the fact that I stuck with Sister Wives until the show got real juicy.
It’s the smaller, everyday things that I don’t really take time to appreciate enough.
I figured I’d give it a shot. So, here are a few things that made me feel good this week.
Setting Up a Grow Shelf
I had this idea I’d been kicking around for a while.
We added grow lights to our plant room last year and the results have been pretty damn good.
I’m talking lettuce and swiss chard growing all through the winter. So many spring onions that I don’t think we’ll be able to use them all. Bok choy and hot peppers ready to pick whenever we want them.
It made me want to find even more room to grow stuff.
And I figured the best way would be to convert one of our bookcases into a grow shelf.
So we finally did. We emptied the bookcase and brought it to the kitchen, installed the grow lights, and moved some planters in there.
I love it because it combined so many things that make me feel good - moving furniture around, being more self-sufficient, and putting LED lights everywhere I can.
Surprise Porn Mail
Getting physical mail is nice.
Getting porn in the mail is even better.
But getting porn in the mail you weren’t expecting is the best.
And that just happened to me. I thought my Barely Legal magazine subscription was only for three issues, but I got a plain brown envelope with a fourth one a few days ago.
The girl on the cover’s pretty cute, too.
All in all, that’s a definite win.
Stressful Games
I got an adorable Switch Lite from one of my dearest pillow cases a little bit ago.
Since then, I’ve been gaming solo and enjoying some slow and cozy games. Whatever won’t excite my fragile nerves too much.
But the other day, I decided to steal the regular Switch from the kids and asked Mr. Austin to find a game for us to play together.
We settled on Overcooked 2, which is the exact opposite of the kinds of games I play on my own.
It’s hectic. There are way too many things happening at once. I have to keep my attention divided if I have any hopes of getting through it.
I was stressed out and on edge basically the entire time.
And I absolutely loved it.
Because it turns out I don’t mind a game that rattles me as long as I’m doing it with a co-pilot.
So now I’ve got a new way to spend quality time with my husband, which is great.
Except when there’s a new episode of Sister Wives. Then we drop everything to watch that mess unfold instead.
Love,
Emma ❤
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