You can either have a nice room or a naked room 😅😇
Hi!
It’s Spring, so I’m in home organization mode right now.
Actually, no. That makes it sound like I’m tucking things into cubbies, tackling the messy closets, and piling stuff in neat little bins and baskets.
I’m not there quite yet.
I’m more like in the planning phase.
Or maybe it’s the daydreaming phase, because I’m not entirely sure if I can pull this off.
See, the problem is I want to take lewds.
Every once in a while, I like to get all dolled up, make myself feel cute, and flash my tits at the camera.
But I want the whole shebang. Not just mirror selfies that show the makeup brushes I really should be cleaning more often. Or quick little snapshots when I’m bored in bed and my nipples are hard.
No, I want box lights set up at the proper angles. I want colorful LED backlights that make it pop when I pop out my sweater puppies. I want to get dressed up before I dress down.
There’s one problem, though.
Nothing kills my lewd mojo like having to lug all the gear out of the closet.
By the time I carry out the lights, set up the stands, and position everything perfectly, I feel a lot less cute. I start feeling like I should be wearing cargo shorts with carabiners dangling from the belt loops, not lingerie or a short skirt.
The solution is to leave most of it set up.
I resisted that for a long time, but I’ve decided to give in.
Because I just have to accept that I need to make a choice. I can have a nice room or I can have a naked room, but it can’t be both.
So, I’m going with the naked room.
The box lights are staying out. The stands are going be set up and ready. The tripod’s going right next to them so I can grab it before I lose interest in showing my ass.
The minimalist in me is screaming. She craves clean, empty surfaces. She fantasizes about rooms where every corner is worthy of Instagram.
But she’s losing out to the part of me that just wants to feel more confident. And to run with it when she does.
So, sorry Minimalist Emma. Lewd Emma’s winning this one.
I still have to find a way to make it feel less cluttered. Which is going to be tough. Because even though it’s clutter with a purpose, it’s still clutter.
And I have to learn to be okay with having one side of the room looking a little weird and a lot less presentable.
But that’s okay, because it’s the side that’s in front of the camera that really matters.
And if I can make that side look decent with a lot less effort, then it’ll be totally worth it. Because a naked room’s a lot more fun than a nice one.
Love,
Emma ❤
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