Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. Someone caught me taking Instagram photos.
I thought I was in the clear. It was early in the morning, on a side road that almost no one ever uses.
I was so sure no one would come by that I even set my camera and tripod in the middle of the road.
But there’s one type of person I forgot about. Ladies walking their dogs.
They’re the only other people who would be a little patch of nowhere soon after the sun goes up.
There I was, striking poses and holding them long enough for the shutter to capture them when a lady walked by briskly with her happy dog.
She was sweet - she told me not to mind her at all and even complimented my hair.
I smiled. I thanked her. I was mortified.
I was almost too embarrassed to finish the shoot. Even though I film and share porn, I’m still extremely self-conscious. It’s why I do everything from the comfort and privacy of my own home.
And after that little morning incident, I’ll probably be sticking to indoor content for a while longer.
It could’ve been worse. She could’ve caught me taking upskirt shots.
That kind of thing is always hot in porn. But I’m not sure I’d ever recover if it happened in real life.
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I tried every libido-boosting trick in the book.
Scheduling sex. Date nights. Arousal oils. Plenty of exercise. The works.
But some of the things that actually made me want more sex weren’t the ones you see in articles about increasing your sex drive.
They had a huge effect. They helped me get turned on when I thought there was no hope left.
So today, I shared them for all the other semi-desperate people who are frustrated by their low levels of sexual desire.
I’m never going to deepthroat a dick. It’s just not going to happen.
I think it’s extremely hot when I’m watching porn and seeing a girl sword-swallowing an entire long shaft.
But only if she can do it smoothly and quietly.
Because one thing I don’t personally find hot is gagging on a dick. The sound alone is a big turn-off for me.
I’ve got a sensitive gag reflex and I’m not really interested in triggering it until I get the whole deepthroating thing right.
So nah, not for me.
I know a lot of ladies feel that way too. So, I put together a guide to giving pornstar-level blowjobs that don’t involve any gagging or deepthroating whatsoever.
Because we should all get to feel like blowjob queens, even if we only give shallow sucks.
You know what we need more of? Sex toys that eat pussy.
There are tons of toys that will feel like penetrative sex. There are lots of strokers shaped like mouths and some that give suction.
But if you want one that eats you out, you’re going to have to do a little more searching.
Which really sucks because getting your pussy eaten is such an amazing and unique sensation. No one should have to miss out on it just because they can’t find a ready and willing tongue.
That’s why I jump at the opportunity to try them out when I do find them.
And the latest one I found is the California Dreaming Laguna Beach Lover. It’s a tongue-shaped toy that licks and vibrates.
Check out my review if you want to know what it’s like to play with this intense and waterproof pussy licker.
Brand New Smut!
I posted another sex vid this week! This one is 16 minutes of sex in my podcasting chair!
I ride Jake. He fucks me from behind. He makes me come a bunch. It’s a very good time!
There’s also a new solo video - me getting myself off with my Zumio for four and a half minutes!
It’s a bit of an unusual sex toy, but it gives precise, pinpointed stimulation that makes me come in no time.
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Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Hold onto your bonnets, heathens! We're about to watch innocent girls discover the pleasures of sinful sex!
We watched all 12 scenes in Zero Tolerance's Amish Girls series and we're here to tell you all about them!
We discuss what makes Amish porn so hot and why it hits so many of my buttons, Amish romance, blended Amish families, and why we want to build a double couple commune!
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