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I’m a big proponent of paying for porn.
But I’m also a big proponent of watching lots of porn, and that could really stretch out your budget.
That’s part of the reason I mix things up. I’ll pay for porn subscriptions. I might buy an individual video here and there. But I’ll supplement all that with free stuff from Pornhub.
Plus, I love amateur porn and Pornhub has some really fucking good amateur content.
But then I keep hearing people trash on Pornhub. Mostly, people complain that it’s full of pirated stuff.
Which… Okay, yeah, it is. But it’s not the only thing on there - not by a longshot.
I got kind of annoyed of this narrative, because it leaves out one really important detail: creators who upload their content to Pornhub get paid for it.
I don’t mind people being critical of Pornhub - I’ve had my own issues with it - as long as they’re accurate and give the full picture.
So, I decided to write a post correcting that misconception and write an article about how you can use Pornhub ethically. If you follow those guidelines, you can enjoy free porn while still compensating the creators and performers for their work.
I also wrote about how to flirt online (because I know some of y’all are shooting your shot all over the place right now) and how to know when a girl wants you to chase her (because it’s easy to miss those signs).
And on the Pillow Talk podcast this week, Jake and I talk about sex dolls. Well, we talk about what we would do with a sex doll. Unless you count a fun pair of silicone tits, a Fleshlight, and a semi-realistic dildo, we don’t have one to play with. But hey, at least now we know what to get each other as an anniversary present.
I also decided to try something a little different in this week’s newsletter. Since we’re all stuck at home and spending a lot more time jerking and jilling off to porn, I thought I’d put together a roundup of my favorite porn articles.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma
My Latest Medium Posts
These are the articles I published this week on Medium. They're all Friend Links so you can read them even without a Medium Membership.
New on Love, Emma
This week on Love, Emma, I talked about one of the things you might find if you go poking around Pornhub: stuck porn.
My Best Porn Articles
Need some inspiration, information, or recommendations to help you with your porn consumption? These are some of the best articles I’ve written about it.
It’s only fitting that I start with an article about how I discovered porn. I started watching it at a fairly young age and it’s been a fixture in my life ever since.
You know when you’re not into something, but you wish you were? That happens to me with sex stuff sometimes. But I found a hack to get myself there. (Hint: It’s porn.)
Here’s another life hack. You can use porn to help you get fit and stay in shape. Not because sex and masturbation burn calories or whatever (that’s mostly a bogus excuse anyway), but because porn makes you workout harder.
Speaking of bogus, calling things “porn for women” is bogus. That usually means it’s erotic, it’s soft, or it’s story-based. But it doesn’t mean it’s the kind of porn most women actually watch.
One of the things I love about porn is how playful it is. There’s all sorts of silly, funny, absurd stuff and I dig it. So much so that when Miss Banana combined the fire noodle challenge with some fucking, I just had to review it.
When I discovered Cherry Crush, I discovered how much fun it can be to really immerse yourself in a performer instead of just watching their porn videos. It’s perfect for a demisexual like myself.
My husband and I just bought a house, so it might be a while before I live out my fantasies of just traveling the country, living out of a van or an RV. Oh well, at least I can live vicariously through #vanlife porn.
No one does the #vanlife porn thing better than Molly Pills and Conor Pills on their Horny Hiking channel. Their videos are sweet, have the most beautiful settings, and really make you wish you were there, fucking alongside them.
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Where would you even store a sex doll?
That's a question we ask and never fully answer, but we'll have to figure it out sooner or later because it's probably only a matter of time before I get one.
This week, we talk about the appeal of sex dolls, why I really want one, and how we ended up almost buying two sets of Pussy Tits.
Something Spicy
A sex doll is one thing. But a sex robot would be even better.
This is an erotic story about the kind of present I hope Mr. Austin will bring home for me someday!
After six years of marriage, I didn't think Neil could still surprise me.
But boy was I wrong.
When Neil buys a robot for me, everything changes.
I never thought I'd ever want to sleep with a machine. But it has all these features and I can't help but wonder how much it can do.
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