Wanna squeeze my tomato? 🍅😏
Hi!
I’m trying to take advantage of the warm weather while I still can, so I’m spending most of the day outside.
That’s where I really want to be. I’m my happiest when I’m out of the house and taking in a bit of fresh air.
But I only have a really short window of good weather.
I’m hypersensitive in all sorts of ways - some good, most of them bad. So as much as I’d like to be a rugged all-season gal, I really can’t be.
The rain doesn’t really agree with me. And it fogs up my glasses, which is just rude.
I don’t mind snow, but I have a tough time with the cold. So most of the winter I’m sipping hot chocolate in my sweater, watching Mr. Austin shovel through the window.
And I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but it’s been way too fucking hot for way too many days this summer.
So when it’s warm but not too hot and breezy but not muggy, I step outside and enjoy it while I can.
I go on a long walk around the neighborhood.
I try to identify plants and berries using a free app I have no reason to trust.
I swing my little heart out in my hammock.
I check on all my the plants I’m growing out on the deck.
Oh! Speaking of which, check out my tomato!
It hasn’t started blushing yet, and it’s not the only one that’s growing. But I love how big and sturdy this one looks. I’m always super excited when something I plant genuinely thrives.
Anyway, that’s it. I really just wanted an excuse to show you my tomato.
Now I’m going to go back into the hammock. Because they’re calling for rain tomorrow so my tiny outdoor window is shrinking fast.
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