This is the reason you're so hot 😍🔥
Hi!
I have some superficial qualities I find really attractive.
I love men who can dress a little boldly and pull it off. I like guys with big hands and strong forearms. And trimmed, well-groomed beards are where it’s at.
With women, I’m into colorful hair, a sweetly innocent look, and anything that makes them look adorable.
Curves and a generous, plump ass are highly welcome, too.
Tattoos just do it for me, too.
But none of that is essential. I can take or leave it.
There’s one thing that’s non-negotiable, though.
I can only sustain my attraction to someone if they have a really good sense of humor.
I know that might sound disingenuous but it’s 100% true. I can fall for all sorts of people, but not if they don’t have that quality.
Recently, though, I realized that it’s not just any kind of sense of humor that helps me get turned on and stay interested. It’s a very specific kind. And I even figured out why.
So, I decided to write an article that laid it all out and explained why people are drawn to this very specific quality.
This week, I also wrote about:
OnlyFans! I absolutely love OnlyFans. It’s usually the first porn site I check every day and the one I look at most frequently. But I was hesitant to try it for a long time. I wanted to dispel the mystery and encourage people who are curious to try it out, so I wrote about all the things you should know about OnlyFans before subscribing.
The right places to spank your lady. Giving a good spank is partly technique and partly attitude. But where you spank someone also matters. Depending on where that slap lands, a spank can either give me intense pleasure or a jolt of pain. For anyone who wants to avoid the latter, I put together a simple guide for where to spank and where to avoid.
The Amo! I wanted to see how far bullet vibrators had gone since I stopped using them. And they have made some massive improvements! I reviewed the Amo by Hot Octopuss so I could see what it would be like to use a new, properly designed bullet vibe.
Overcoming vibrator envy. It’s normal to feel a little threatened by your partner’s sex toys. Vibrators and pocket pussies can stimulate you in ways no human ever could. But no one should ever worry about being replaced. There are ways to reframe your thinking if you feel insecure or jealous because of your partner’s sex toys.
And this week on the Pillow Talk podcast, we talk about All Nut November and masturbation challenges!
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
Treat Yourself
Normally, I use this section to talk about products I’m really into. And I still will, but this time I want to share some irresistible Cyber Monday deals that you can take advantage of right now.
Adult Time is currently offering a 30-day membership for only $5. That gives you access to lots of gorgeously shot original series, videos with guys who dirty talk like the pros they are, and hot women who bring scenes to life with solid roleplaying.
Betty’s Toy Box is my favorite online sex shop and they’re currently offering 15% to 25% off on toys from massively popular brands like Lelo, Dame, Doxy, and Pjur.
One of my absolute favorite new toys is the Lush 2 by Lovense. And that’s just one of the many Lovense toys that are discounted until the end of the weekend.
These are all affiliate links by the way. If you click them and make a purchase, I earn a small commission on the sale and you will be supporting my work.
Sexmas Countdown
Only three more weeks until Sexmas!
Until then, here’s one of the holiday themed articles I wrote last year. Maybe it was a bit silly, but I stand by it - and I still see people doing this in porn.
Get naughty, get playful, and get festive - but do it without sticking anything sweet where it doesn’t belong!
And if you haven’t finished your Sexmas shopping yet, here is my list of personal recommendations. These are the toys and porn I’ve really enjoyed over the year and can’t get enough of!
My Latest Medium Posts
These are the articles I published this week on Medium. They're all Friend Links so you can read them for free, even without a Medium Membership.
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Have you heard of No Nut November?
It's a meme about abstaining from masturbation for an entire month.
An entire month!
Fuck that noise. Instead, we took the opposite approach by participating in All Nut November, which we swear is totally official and very much a thing.
Jake and I talk about how that went for each of us.
We discuss daily masturbation fails and double daily masturbation successes, the porn lady of our dreams, taking my vibrator for a walk, the perfect time of day to get off, and we declare the start of Dildocember.
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, consider rating and reviewing it on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Podchaser, or anywhere else!
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