This is how you stiffen his eggplant 😏🍆
Hi!
What do you do when you want to turn a guy on?
There are a few obvious options.
You can drop your robe in front of him.
You can give him a spontaneous handjob.
You can just tap him on the shoulder and say, “Hey buddy, wanna fuck?”
If he’s got a high enough sex drive, those things will probably perk him up and get him going.
That kind of impromptu action can be fun once in a while and it might even be a moment he remembers for months to come.
But the things that really turn on most guys are more subtle than that.
It’s the playful look in your eyes when you’re feeling frisky. It’s the way you give your hips a little wiggle when you get on all fours. It’s the way you moan encouragingly while stroking him off.
It’s not just undressing for him, blowing him, or fucking him - it’s the way you do it.
They’re the little moves and moments that he’ll be replaying in his mind for weeks and that he’ll think back to when he’s giving himself a little love.
I put together a list of 17 of those moves. They take a bit of thought and a dose of enthusiasm, but they’re easy to pull off and will turn him on even more than you already do.
This week, I also wrote about:
Falling in love with dildos. I’ve been really into dildos this year, but it hasn’t always been this way. I wrote them off when I was younger, but that was a total mistake. I don’t want other women to repeat it, so I decided to go over why I gave up on them, the toy that changed my mind, and how I’ve been going a little dildo crazy since.
Bisexual uneasiness. Being bisexual means I’m constantly asking myself questions - about who I’m attracted to, why I’m attracted to them, and what it means about me. I decided to explore that fluidity and uncertainty and how I’m starting to embrace it.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
Treat Yourself
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Sexmas Countdown
There are only four more weeks ‘til Sexmas!
While I count down to one of my favorite weeks of the year, I’m going to share some of my Christmas themed articles from last year for everyone who missed it and anyone who just wants to get in the Sexmas spirit.
And I can’t think of a better way to kick it off than the first post I wrote about Sexmas itself!
And if you haven’t finished your Sexmas shopping yet, check out this sexy holiday gift guide with all my personal recommendations for this year.
My Latest Medium Posts
These are the articles I published this week on Medium. They're all Friend Links so you can read them for free, even without a Medium Membership.
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
We had to skip a recording this week because I’ve been too sick to get on mic. But there are plenty of Pillow Talk episodes you can check out until we return with a new one on Wednesday!
Like Does Size Matter? where Jake and I tackled one of the most common sex questions guys have.
We talk about insecurities, sex with big dicks, and Jake’s very brief and ridiculous foray into giving handjobs.
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, consider rating and reviewing it on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Podchaser, or anywhere else!
New Exclusive Posts
This week, my Friends With Benefits got access to a bonus episode of the Pillow Talk podcast where Jake and I talked about the best sex game we ever played. It was incredibly simple, kind of kinky, and it turned me on like crazy.
And because I’m a dweeb who loves bloopers, I decided to share a 15 second video outtake from my maid costume photo shoot. Because hey, why not?
If you want access to these posts, including two bonus Pillow Talk episodes every month, head on over to our Patreon and become one of our Friends With Benefits!
Something Spicy
What I wouldn’t give for a hot, confident lady to bend me over her knee and slap my ass silly.
But as a painfully shy demisexual, the odds of it actually happening are pretty slim.
At least I get to replay the fantasy in my head as often as I want. And in that one, I’m not just a subby little bisexual - I’m a student in need of a firm lesson.
Spanked by My Pedantic Professor
Madame Delacroix is really strict when it comes to the rules. If I make any grammatical mistakes on my paper, she calls me into her office.
She isn’t like my other professors. She’s not afraid to teach me a lesson.
And she knows I’m going to love every second of it.
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