There's no way the sex is that good 😬😅
Hi!
For the last few weeks, I’ve had this little low-key daily ritual.
I sit on the couch with Mr. Austin. We deal out some Skip Bo cards. Then we play a few rounds while watching 90 Day Fiance.
I know, I know. It’s not the most exciting thing I could be doing with my husband and his everlasting dick.
But it’s still a nice time. And it’s hella entertaining, too.
If you haven’t seen the show, it’s about international long-distance couples who meet up and have 90 days to decide whether they’re going to get married.
It’s totally riveting. I’m only five seasons in, and I’m incredibly invested.
There are usually one or two couples you kind of root for.
They’re the exception, though.
Mainly, you’re watching two people who are all wrong for each other barreling straight into a major commitment.
On their way there, it’s one big parade of red flags - new ones in every episode.
It’s fun to analyze all these different relationships. It’s interesting to watch someone get to know the person they’re just about to marry. Plus, it gives us a lot to gossip about and that’s a great bonding exercise.
But it’s also kind of sad to see what some people will put up with in a partner.
They’ll put up with someone being controlling, insecure, emotionally closed off, dishonest as hell, super disrespectful - or all those things and more.
Instead of calling off the wedding, they decide to settle for it and settle down.
I’m sure they have some good times now and then, too. Especially when the cameras aren’t around.
But there’s just no way the sex is that good.
Yeah, some people definitely get dickmatized - trust me, I know. And plenty of people have put themselves through hell for some pussy.
But it can’t be worth it - not when the relationship is miserable.
And I hate to sound like an inspirational Instagram post, but this is why self-love is so important.
Because you won’t put up with being treated poorly if you know your value.
You won’t feel like you’ve only got a single shot at a relationship if you’ve even got a shred of genuine confidence.
And you’re a lot less likely to get pulled into someone’s toxic orbit if you can make yourself come really well.
I mean it. I truly believe that being good at masturbating is an important life skill.
You’re a lot less likely to lose your senses over someone if you can blow your own mind.
You can’t be led by the clit if you have enough toys to have multiple blended orgasms on the daily.
And you’re less likely to turn your life upside down for some mean queen if you’ve got a squeezable sex doll waiting for you at home.
No, I’m not saying that edging yourself will make you immune to bad relationships.
But I bet it could’ve kept at least a few people from getting their hearts broken on national TV.
Love,
Emma ❤
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