The sex shop guy was wrong- THIS is the Cadillac of vibrators 😍🪄
Hi!
The guy who ran the sex shop in my hometown had this shtick he’d pull on all the ladies.
He’d take a rabbit vibrator down from the top shelf, stand it up on the counter, and turn it on.
We’d stare at it vibrating, wiggling, and rotating.
Then he’d say the line.
“This is the Cadillac of vibrators.”
The toy looked a bit cheap, but it was one of the most expensive things in the store.
It did so many different things at once, and I tried to imagine how good they’d all feel.
Years later, I got to find out.
I tried a similar toy, and he was right to show this one off. Because that thing felt really fucking good. All the different types of stimulation pretty much guaranteed a satisfying orgasm every time I fucked myself with it.
He was wrong, though.
It’s not the Cadillac of vibrators.
There’s only one toy that earns that title, and it’s the Magic Wand.
It’s a genuine household name. I don’t even know what brand that rabbit vibrator was - I’d be surprised if the sex shop guy would even remember it.
It looks vintage without being outdated. It’s a true classic. Other than a Sybian, I don’t know any other toys like that.
It might not purr like a kitten, but it rumbles like a tiger.
And it’s got some serious fucking horsepower. To this day, it’s still the strongest thing that’s ever been near my ladybits.
In fact, it was too strong for them.
I couldn’t fully enjoy it. Powering through to an orgasm was a real ordeal. I had to get rid of it because there’s no way I could handle it.
But even after all that, I was still kind of in love with it.
You don’t need to drive to be able to appreciate a Cadillac, you know?
Lucky for me, there are new versions of the Magic Wands - versions my pussy can actually handle.
There’s the Magic Wand Micro, which is a fun little toy.
It doesn’t really feel like a proper Magic Wand, but it’s a cute little thing and surprisingly intense for how small it is.
There’s the Magic Wand Mini, which I would probably marry if that kind of thing was legal.
It’s light and compact, but still feels like a decent wand.
The vibrations aren’t strong enough to give my clit a concussion, but they’re still decently strong. They’re right in that sweet spot - intense enough to give me a powerful orgasm but gentle enough to make me feel like it cares about my wellbeing.
Lately, I’ve been playing with the Magic Wand Unplugged.
That one’s about as big and heavy as the original model, but it’s rechargeable so you don’t have to worry about finding an outlet when you want to masturbate.
It’s not as strong as strong either, but it still means business. It’s right on that edge for me - so powerful that I worry I won’t be able to handle it, but not so intense that I have to break up with it.
I’m seriously in love with the Magic Wand in all its forms. Even the original has a special place in my heart.
It’s an absolute classic.
It’s the actual Cadillac of vibrators. And I seriously can’t get enough of it, even if I have to drive the Mini.
Love,
Emma ❤
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