The internet kinda sucks now 🙄💻
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It started with recipes blogs.
Pulling up a recipe on my phone shouldn’t take six minutes. But at some point, it started to.
I’d scroll and scroll to find the ingredient list. When I finally got it, I’d lose it again a minute later. There’d be a pop up, some image would finish loading, or a random video would start playing. Now, I had to go hunting for it again.
I just wanted to follow all the steps and not fuck up my black forest cake. It really shouldn’t be that complicated.
And it’s been slowly going downhill since then.
I mean, I’m sure you noticed it. The internet kinda sucks lately.
Like, I was trying to get some book recommendations. But I felt like I was running in circles. No matter what I searched, I kept finding thick lists written by people who probably never read any of the books they were pimping out.
Judging by the writing, I’m not sure they’ve ever read a book at all.
For a while, I had an easy workaround. I’d just type my search into TikTok instead.
It would usually turn up exactly what I needed. Advice, tips, and recommendations from people who just wanted to share something they knew.
But that didn’t last.
Because TikTok is really starting to suck, too.
Just this morning, I wanted to find something new to watch. I’ve been scraping the bottom of the Prime Video barrel for the last few days, and I don’t know if you’ve ever been all the way down there but it’s real nasty. So instead of going even deeper and finding out what Jurassic Park would’ve look like if it was filmed on a $1,200 budget, I pulled up TikTok.
And I kept seeing the same shit over and over.
The same couple of guys reacting to movie trailers. Really hyping up these movies, but not actually mentioning the names of any of them.
Not because they’re so thrilled to talk about a movie that they forget to actually name it - that would actually be kind of cute.
Nope, it’s actually an algorithm hack.
They don’t mention the title on purpose. That way, hundreds of people will go to the comments and ask for the name of the movie. And the more comments the video gets, the more the algorithm recommends it to other people.
Then they keep repeating that winning formula until my feed is crammed full of videos that exist only to waste my time.
I used up 10% of my phone’s battery and still didn’t come up with anything useful.
And you know, it’s just not fun anymore.
TikTok used to be a blast. It was funny, informative, and full of really charming people being ultra sexy.
Now it’s just kind of boring.
Okay, I know I sound grumpy. But I’m not - well, not just.
Like, I’m annoyed. But I’m also adjusting.
I’m pulling back a bit. Because I don’t want to be a frog that’s slowly getting boiled because I’m still in the habit of opening TikTok as soon as I have a minute to spare.
I’m building a small but reliable movie collection - starting with disaster movies. I got Dante’s Peak last month. Deep Impact’s getting here next week. I don’t need a TikTok reaction video to tell me those are going to entertain the hell out of me.
Part of the reason I’ve been looking for books is precisely because I’m running out of fun things to do online.
I even got a little pocket knife so I can try a bit of whittling. Because why the hell not?
And look, I’m not going to pretend like it’s all bad. This isn’t me telling you that I’m burying my phone in the backyard and going offgrid. Because you can definitely still have a great time online - just not as much as you used to.
There are still a few great blogs that are worth reading - I’d like to think mine is.
The people who post lewd art on social media keep me coming back.
There are a few podcasts that help me pass the time, sort of like TikTok used to.
Porn’s still going strong, too. That’s one corner of the internet that hasn’t let me down. No matter how bad the rest of it gets, I can always go right to Dadcrush and watch something incredibly playful and arousing.
And I really appreciate having access to 90 Day Fiance and all its spinoffs. Because of them, I always have something to watch and bitch about with Mr. Austin.
But going online is becoming less and less my default. Because so much of the internet is losing its charm.
Messing around with a pocket knife and a stick, though - that never gets old.
Love,
Emma ❤
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