The 3 costumes every hot girl is wearing this year 🎃🔥
Hi!
Halloween is sexy as hell. But every year, people seem hell-bent on spoiling everyone’s fun.
I love the candy and decorations. Cutesy spooky stuff is really fun too.
But it’s the costumes that really do it for me.
Specifically, the sexy costumes.
Well, not just sexy. Cute ones, too. And the slutty ones - can’t forget those.
That’s my favorite part of Halloween. It’s a time for everyone’s lewd and dirty fantasies to come to life.
In fact, it’s so sexually charged that it doesn’t just make us hot under the collar. It also makes other people clutch their pearls.
Every year, right around the start of October, people start coming after my favorite part of the holiday.
There are complaints about sexy costumes. Articles about the sexualization of Halloween. And people bringing out examples to prove that we’ve all taken this slutty Halloween thing way too far.
Except this year, apparently. I didn’t see any of that.
Unless you count JesusWeen, I guess. Which, honestly, sounds way more sexual than any of the usual grown-up shenanigans.
Except for that, I haven’t heard a peep. Not a single complaint.
We’ve all been able to enjoy costumed lewds and dress-up porn without any interruptions. And that’s been awesome.
There is one trend I did notice, though.
All the lewd TikTokers, the OnlyFans amateurs, and every type of porny girl must have gotten some kind of collective memo, because a lot of them are wearing the same three costumes.
I can’t count how many of them I’ve seen, but it’s like every day or two this month, I came across another sexy Velma or a sexy Daphne. Between those, I kept finding girls in French maid costumes that leave very little to the imagination.
And I have no idea why that is.
Well, okay, the French maid thing I get. That’s a classic for anyone who wants to spice up their sex lives with a little bit of dressing up.
But I have no idea why all the naughty girls are suddenly going Scooby Doo themed.
Don’t get me wrong, I fucking love it.
The Velma costumes are fantastic. I love sweaters, glasses, and nerdy girls so it just works on many different levels for me.
And Daphne’s exactly the kind of girl who would make me speechless. She’s got some pretty girl alpha energy that would make me want to do anything for her.
I’m not complaining one bit. I don’t care how many sexy Velmas I come across - I’m going to admire every single one of them.
Speaking of all these sexy costumes, I really want to know what you dressed up as - even if it’s completely unrelated to Scooby Doo! Bonus points if it’s super sexy!
This Week’s New Articles
What’s better than vegan donuts?
Vegan donuts with a side of pussy.
I watched Girlsway’s Grand Opening because it has a great thumbnail. But it’s got way more than that.
It has a simple and fun setup. Four girls eating pussy like pros. And some great lines and arousing moans.
I loved it so much I just had to review it!
Speaking of pussy eating, it’s actually something that I’ve worried about a lot.
I’m extremely keen to do it again, but I have very little experience.
What if I’m terrible at it?
What if my neck gets sore?
And what if she’s got a thick bush?
Don’t get me wrong, I love a bushy pussy. I just wasn’t exactly sure if I’d know how to navigate it. Most of my porn watching has only prepared me for licking smooth pussy.
So, I did a little bit of digging to find out what you should do if you’re struggling to go down on a girl with a full bush.
This month, I tried a brand new toy that’s a lot of fun.
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Check out my review of the Lovense Hyphy if you want to learn more about it!
And as good as toys are, there are some things you just can’t get from them.
That’s why even a really good masturbation session can’t fully replace a good fuck.
But that has nothing to do with pleasure and orgasms. Those I can give myself quickly and easily.
It’s all the other stuff that makes sex so fucking good.
Today, I wrote about that other stuff - all those other things you get out of sex that make it so worth your while.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
Have You Seen My Dirty Halloween Special? 😉
I’m not immune to the costume trend! I was a slutty French maid for Halloween, too!
It’s a total coincidence. But it also gave me a very good excuse to use my sex machine!
I wore my costume for a 25-minute Halloween porn special!
I get fucked by my sex machine. It fucks me while Mr. Austin fucks my mouth. It fucks me while he eats me out. And then I just plain get fucked until the gooey money shot!
You can buy it from my clip store.
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Come Watch Our Slutoween Episode! 👀
I filmed a Halloween special for my Patreon too!
No fuck machine in this one, though. Just me and Jake thirsting over some sexy Halloween costumes!
It was so much fun, and we might have discovered a few new kinks while doing it!
Become one of our Friends With Benefits to watch the whole thing!
You’ll also get access to every bonus episode of Pillow Talk and our new Seinfeld sex podcast, What’s The Deal With Fucking?
Oh, and our love and appreciation! 🥰
See you there! 😘
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Please Do Not Try These Spooky Sex Tips 🎃
Want some hot Halloween sex tips?
Sorry, we don't have any! And neither does the internet.
This week, we look at some inadvisable, impractical, and occasionally impossible spooky sex tips!
We talk about Jake not being a costume guy, Emma's extremely brief career as a mystery shopper, and whether Jason would be a good lay.
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, consider rating and reviewing it on Apple Podcasts or anywhere else!
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