So, am I a MILF yet? 😇🧁
Hi!
I just turned 35!
And in a lot of ways, it’s really exciting!
I had a pretty good year, all things considered.
I got my hands on all sorts of really fun sex toys and got access to some genuinely impressive porn.
I had amazing sex, tried out a few kinky things, and learned how to masturbate better than before.
I started getting the podcast out every week, managed to start a second one, and started making porn instead of just talking about it.
I feel healthier than I ever have and I even feel like my writing’s gotten better.
I finally feel like I’ve kind of got my shit together - or at least, like I’m on track for it.
All really good things, and I have a feeling that this year is going to be even better!
But still.
I can’t help but feel weird about turning 35.
It’s not really supposed to be a milestone birthday, but it feels like one to me.
I think it’s because I’m a middle. Not just in a kinky, fuck-me-daddy kind of way either. I really do feel like I’m 17 at heart - and maybe I always will.
And I guess that’s the thing.
Until a few days ago, I was 34. That’s 17 times 2.
But now I’m official more than double my mental age, my emotional age - or whatever you want to call it.
I love the idea of feeling 17 for life. It’s just that part of me worries I’ve hit an age where that’s going to start seeming a little silly.
I’m sure I’ll get over it soon. For now, I’ll just have another slice of cake, keep surrounding myself with pinks and purples, and indulge my daddy dom fantasies.
And who knows, maybe that’s good enough. This could be the year I can really embrace being a MILFy middle.
If I can do that, it should at least hold me until I turn 17 times 3!
This Week’s New Articles
I still can’t believe how immersive VR porn is - and how hot that makes it.
I’ve been slipping myself into scenes with naughty schoolgirls, submissive maids, cute cosplayers - and that was just the start.
It’s hard to describe how much fun it is, but I wasn’t going to let that stop me. I just had to write about what it’s like.
A lot of people don’t make New Year’s resolutions anymore and I get why.
They’re supposed to make you feel better but they usually end up making you feel worse. It’s hard to stick to them, and by March you’re not even sure you want to anyway.
But I’ve got a few resolutions that you won’t want to quit and will make your year better. Because these resolutions will get you laid more and help you have more satisfying sex.
One of the great things about 2021 is that I got to review a lot more sex toys than I did the year before.
I discovered so many amazing ones that I wanted to higlight them again.
So here they are - my best sex toys of the year!
Want to know the simplest way to improve your pussy eating?
Change your position.
That’s how you do the Kivin method. If you like going down on women, this is a move you need to know.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
My Favorite Sex Toys of 2021! 🖤
I love these so much I just had to share them!
Here, Have Some Birthday Titties! 🥳
These days, I can’t seem to take photos without popping my tits out.
And that’s exactly what I did when I took all photos to celebrate my birthday.
If you want to see the titty versions, the short footage of me goofing around and licking icing off my tits, and lots of other photos and hardcore videos, you can check them all out on my OnlyFans or my JustForFans page!
Some Amazing Stuff to Start Your Year Right! 🔥
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
I can’t get enough of VR porn! And I especially can’t get enough of Dark Room VR! It’s not just immersive action - it’s immersive action with beautiful, submissive girls! And memberships are currently heavily discounted, so it’s a perfect time to get in on all this kinky fun!
I shared my favorite toys of the year, but I also have to mention one of the best toys I tried the year before - the Velvet Mini Teddy Thruster! It’s the an amazing thrusting dildo with great speed, good depth, and silicone that’s super soft to the touch. There’s just so much to love - and you can even get a version designed to give your G-spot even more pleasure! Get one from Betty’s Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA tos ave 15% on your entire order!
And since I’m entering my MILF years, I should recommend Bad MILFs! It’s all MILFs fucking younger couples, and if that’s not exciting then I don’t know what is. Be sure to use my affiliate link to get a discounted price!
These are all affiliate links by the way. If you click them and make a purchase (or use one of my discount codes), I earn a small commission on the sale and you will be supporting my work.
Let’s Just Hang Out for a Bit 😊
We're still in post-holiday mode. So, instead of all the sexy nonsense, we decided we'd just chill out for a while.
Hang out with us while we talk about our sucky Christmas, quitting veganism, and my anxieties about turning 35.
Oh, and we talk about VR porn too - we're kind of obsessed with it right now!
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, don’t forget to rate and review it on Apple Podcasts! 🖤
I’m Pretty Sure I Could Talk Mr. Austin Into Anything 😏
This week on What’s The Deal With Fucking, we discussed "The Note" (S3, E1) - and George's twitchy dick!
We talk about gay depression, peeping at the urinals, and Jake's bicurious phase!
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