Sexual awakenings and insecurities (Emma's version) 🥵🥺
Hi!
Once in a while, I’ll think about the media that played a role in my sexual awakening.
The femmebots in Austin Powers were extremely alluring in a way that I couldn’t fully understand at the time.
There are scenes from Cruel Intentions that are burned into my memory - and for good reason.
The threesome scene in Wild Things certainly didn’t hurt.
Not to mention the straight-up hardcore porn I nosily got access to when I was still figuring out what sex really was.
They’re part of the very complicated story behind the specific things that turn me on.
But there’s another side ot that coin.
For every scene or image that turned me on, there were some that shaped my sexual insecurities.
I’ve been binge-watching Seinfeld. And because I started a Seinfeld sex podcast, I’ve been paying close attention to all the sex stuff on the show.
Not that I needed a podcast to do that. I’m always focusing on the sex stuff.
But watching it for the first time in close to twenty years is extremely eye-opening. I’m only now realizing just how big of an influence the show had on me sexually.
I don’t mean because Julia Louis Dreyfus is a 90s hottie through and through. I mean because it kind of taught me to be massively insecure.
Not that I needed much help with that either.
Ironically, it’s one of the reasons the show resonates with me so strongly.
It’s supposed to be a show about nothing, but it’s really a show about over-analyzing. It’s focused on four adults who can’t settle down and live low-key chaotic lives (or high-key chaotic, in Kramer’s case) because they can’t stop lasering in on all the little things people do.
They overthink food. They overthink relationships. They overthink sex. And I’m guilty of that too.
That helped me relate to the show, but it also convinced me that everyone was overanalyzing me too. And I think that messed me up a little.
I was already very self-conscious. But watching Seinfeld convinced me that I was right to be self-conscious.
Elaine ends a relationship with a guy because he doesn’t use exclamation points.
Jerry breaks up with a girl because she eats her peas indvidually instead of scooping them up for a full bite and he just can’t let it go.
George tries to nudge his girlfriend into getting a nose job because it’s the one thing keeping her from meeting his shallow standards.
In the Seinfeld universe, people are impossible to please and any small thing can make you completely undateable.
Cruel Intentions made me hella horny and eager to get in on all the fucking. But Seinfeld made me worry that I’d fuck wrong and embarrass myself.
And I’m sure I did embarrass myself a few times. I definitely felt embarrassed anyway.
But it all worked out in my favor anyway. Because I still managed to lock down a guy and hold onto him - even though he doesn’t use nearly as many exclamation marks as I do.
So now I can enjoy the show for what it is - a solidly entertaining sitcom that deals with sex surprisingly often.
In fact, the show deals with it so often that the podcast has taken on a life of its own.
It was supposed to be a mini-series, with us dipping into a couple of episodes from each season. But it turns out there are enough sex-related Seinfeld episodes to keep us busy for like a year.
We’re going the long haul, so make sure you subscribe to What’s The Deal With Fucking? so you can join us for that ride!
This Week’s New Articles
Wanna know one thing that makes any girl instantly more fuckable?
Wearing a Snow White costume.
Or maybe that’s just me. I have no idea. But there’s just something I find so hot about that specific look.
So imagine my excitement when one of the cutest pornstars in the biz was cast as Snow White. Not only that, but it was produced by one of my favorite trans porn studios!
It’s dirtier and kinkier than the porn I normally watch, but I still couldn’t resist.
Check out my review of Transfixed’s Fairest of Them All if you want to see what I thought of this gorgeously shot filthy piece of smut - or if you just want to peek at some tits!
I’ve fallen behind on my work this week, and it’s all because of a nasty, pouding headache (my least favorite kind of nasty pounding).
Thankfully, I had a secret weapon in my back pocket.
Well, in my nighstand.
Because it turns out there’s not just one, but two ways to use a vibrator to soothe a headache.
I wrote about them - and which one actually worked for me.
About a year ago, I wrote a review of Adult Time’s Poly Family Life. It’s a short porn series filmed a polyamorous trio of porn performers. And I really enjoyed the way it combined vlogging with hardcore sex.
Then Medium changed its rules about porny content, so I had to unlist it.
I was going to move it to my site but I got distracted and it fell to the bottom of my to-do list.
Then I saw this.
I got an affiliate commission from a signup that came through someone else’s post.
That’s a first.
Turns out, they had copied my entire article, word for word and link for link.
I figured if people are still reading the review, I might as well be getting the traffic for it.
So, I finally moved it - and added a couple of photos while I was at it.
If you haven’t seen it already and you’re curious about polyamorous porn, you can now read it without having to dig for a bootlegged version!
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
It’s Time to Stuff Your Stocking 😉
If you’re still looking for a present that’s going to steam up your holidays, I’ve got you covered!
These are some of my all-time favorite sex toys and accessories. Any of them would make your special someone really happy - and might just lead to some incredibly hot holiday sex!
Let’s Unwind a Little 😏
That massive headache set me back! I’m a little behind on filming, behind on editing, behind on taking slutty photos - all of it.
I’m getting caught up now, but I decided to go easy on myself this week. Instead of powering through my headache, I tried my best to relax.
And if you want, you could unwind with me because I managed to get a video up at the last second. It’s fresh off the presses!
It’s kind of a casual sex tape. It’s something I filmed with Mr. Austin. We set up the camera and let it roll while we tested out different positions, fooled around, and fucked.
It’s a little rough around the edges, but it’s got pussy eating, a blowjob, fucking in a few different positions, and ends with me getting a cumshot on my ass while giving myself a quintuple (!) orgasm!
That’s up right now on my JustForFans, along with more than 30 videos and lots of photos too.
If you’re into shy BBW Middle MILFs, there’s lots there for you to watch, masturbate to, and relieve a little tension with!
I’ve got lots of masturbation videos with vibrators, dildos, and my vibrating buttplug.
Some videos of me getting fingered, fucked, and sucking cock.
And I recently pulled out my sex machine for a Halloween special (does it count as a threesome if only one of the cocks is real?)
If that’s your jam, you can sign up to my JustForFans page and get access to all of it!
Have a Little Dirty Fun! 🔥
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
If you haven’t heard of Bellesa Films yet, you should totally check them out! It’s porn created by women featuring some of the hottest women and men in the porn industry. I especially love the Bellesa House series, where a female performer gets to pick a pornstar to fuck - no script, no artificial setup, just two people fucking in whatever way they want!
Anyone with a clit should get a really good suction toy! I was skeptical at first. I tried some cheap ones and I couldn’t enjoy them at all. Turns out, I was completely missing out. Clit sucker orgasms aren’t vibrator orgasms. They’re different. They’re intense. They’re fucking incredible! My favorite suction toy is the Sila - it’s cute, easy to use, and sucks the orgasms right out of my body! If you want to try it, you can get one directly from Lelo!
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Here’s a Preview! 🎙️
Not this week, honey. I've got a headache.
For real, my head's been killing me. So we couldn't record a new episode of Pillow Talk for this week.
Instead, here's the backdoor pilot for our spin-off series, What's The Deal With Fucking? It's our new longer-than-expected series covering sex on the show Seinfeld (but mostly it's another excuse for us to go on several sex-related tangents)!
Today, we're releasing our first three episodes for you:
Episode 1: "The Porn Gift" (covering Season 1, Episode 2 of Seinfeld, "The Stakeout")
Episode 2: "The Sneaky Magician" (Season 2, Episode 1, "The Ex-Girlfriend")
Episode 3: "The Initiators" (Season 2, Episode 4, "The Phone Message")
Pillow Talk will be back as usual next Wednesday!
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, consider rating and reviewing it on Apple Podcasts or anywhere else!
Why Are Married Guys So Alluring? 💍🤔
This week, we’re covering S2, E5 of Seinfeld: “The Apartment!”
Specifically, we're going to cover the home bed advantage and why domming as a guest would be awkward.
More importantly, we'll try to crack open one of life's most vexing mysteries: married guy magnetism!
Why can't women resist a guy with a wedding ring? What makes married men so attractive? And does it work for Jake too or just real men?
Connect With Me!
Want to connect with me?
You can follow me on Instagram and Twitter.
Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon page for early access and exclusive bonus episodes!
Go to my JustForFans page if you want to check out my hardcore porn videos!
Subscribe to my YouTube channel for some much less hardcore (but still super fun) videos!
And follow me on Medium!