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Hi!
Well, that was rude.
OnlyFans took down one of my posts before anyone had a chance to see it.
See, I’m actually really fond of OnlyFans. It’s got a good interface with a cute aesthetic. It’s nice and easy to use. And it’s where I see really hot people at their hottest and most naked.
But there’s one big downside. It’s not very kink-friendly.
Their actual rules and guidelines around this are frustrtatingly vague. But enough creators have shared their experiences with getting content removed that you can get a pretty good sense of what’s allowed.
OnlyFans is super squeamish about any bodily fluids. Apparently that includes squirting, so no gushing allowed.
Fisting’s a no-no for some reason. I guess they think the general public couldn’t handle a gal getting stetched and stuffed.
BDSM’s allowed, but only if it’s as light as can be.
And even though I’m really into DDlg stuff, I always play it safe with the content I make. I know if I followed all my whims and fantasies, there’s no way I’d be able to post them to my page.
So, I do my best to be a good girl and play by the rules. I might find breaking rules really hot, but getting in actual trouble just bothers me.
That’s why the notification that my post was removed took me completely off guard. I thought I was still coloring within the lines.
It was part of my sex doll roleplay. Specifically, a shot of Mr. Austin turning my head, parting my lips, slipping the head of his cock between them, and gently fucking my mouth.
But on OnlyFans, sex dolls aren’t allowed to have fun I guess.
Because their moderators didn’t see a doll getting used and loving it. Instead, they saw a girl pretending to be asleep or unconscious while she’s getting her mouth fucked.
That’s not really how I see it. To me, a living sex doll can’t move but she’s aware of everything that’s being done to her. That’s what makes it so damn arousing.
But then again, I’m the kind of creep who likes sleep porn. So maybe I don’t see anything the way the prudes working behind the scenes at OnlyFans do.
So, I guess that’s another thing you can’t do on OnlyFans. You can’t pretend to be a sex doll and you definitely can’t get treated like one.
Which is really too bad, because it’s a perfect kink for lazy gals. You get manhandled, fingered, eaten out, facefucked, and banged lovingly - and you don’t have to do a damn thing.
There’s zero pressure to reciprocate. No mental energy spent on trying to be cute, sexy, and dirty. The only hard part is trying to stay quiet while you’re going through your third orgasm in a row.
If you ask me, that’s a beautiful thing. But so are bondage and fisting, and OnlyFans doesn’t appreciate those either.
I’m not done pretending to be a sex doll. It’s way too much fun to give up. But I guess I’ll just have to do it privately.
It’s okay. I can make up for it by posting more anal and facefucking - with my eyes open this time.
This Week’s New Articles
One thing you can still show on OnlyFans is missionary sex - as long as you don’t look too sleepy.
It’s always a safe choice, because missionary is as vanilla as it gets.
But that doesn’t mean it’s boring. Don’t get it twisted. Missionary is sexy and satisfying in so many ways.
And you can get even more out of it if you know how to play around and experiment with it.
So, I decided to share my favorite variations on the missionary position - and what makes each of them are so damn good.
I recently got an email from someone asking me for advice on how to play around with BDSM on her own.
She’s single, subby, and wants to enjoy some kink without a dom or a domme.
That’s really tricky. I know, because I’ve tried to do it and it doesn’t always give you the satisfication you’re looking for.
But a few things definitely help. So if you want to add a little sexual submission to your solo play, give these a try.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
Real life gal having very real sex 🔥
I’m really bummed out that I never got to post my doll vids.
So instead, I posted a sex vid I shot recently.
I was horny in the afternoon, wanted some action, and I set up a camera to catch all of it.
It’s 19 minutes of cock stroking, dick sucking, facesitting, doggystyle, prone bone, and lots of really strong orgasms!
The one thing it doesn’t have is sound. My mic screwed up so I had to just throw some music on the video and call it a day. I just can’t catch a break, I guess!
But you can’t keep a dirty girl down, so I’m going to figure all this out sooner or later!
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Fake Tits? Yes Please! 😍
Do you remember that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry is all bothered because the girl he’s dating might have fake boobs?
I’m sorry, but come on. Tits are amazing. Big, small, soft, firm, real, fake - whatever. I’m into all of them!
As long as I get to see’em or feel’em, I’m a happy camper.
Anyway, I’m mentioning all of this because I posted a new episode of What’s The Deal With Fucking? where Jake and I talk about that Seinfeld episode. And boobs. We talk about boobs.
If you want to hear it, it’s on the Pillow Talk Patreon along with all of our other bonus episodes! Joining gets you access to all of it, early releases of our main feed episodes, and the exclusive Pillow Talk Discord channel!
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See you there! 😘
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I finally put my husband in his place 🔒
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