I was looking forward to a super sexy October, all thanks to OnlyFans girls.
Now, I’m not so sure.
You’ve probably heard already, but OnlyFans is instituting a ban on sexually explicit content starting October 1st.
Taylor Lorenz - AWAY ON BOOK LEAVE @TaylorLorenz"The company will prohibit users from posting any sexually explicit conduct, starting in October. Creators will still be allowed to post nude photos and videos, provided they’re consistent with OnlyFans’ policy." https://t.co/XOsU6zbGZO
Which sucks because sexually explicit content is what made OnlyFans fun and interesting to begin with.
And it double sucks because dirty fan sites are so fucking fun in October. Because that’s when hot girls dress in up sexy costumes to do unspeakable things to themselves.
It’s when the cute colored wigs come off, the adorable makeup goes on, and some really inspired porn comes together.
I’m sure it’s still going to happen this year and I for one am hoping to get a front-row seat to all the cosplay I don’t usually recognize but will masturbate to. And I’ll follow just about any girl if she can pull off a dirty Princess Peach video.
I’m just not sure where it’s going to be happening yet.
I follow a lot of performers and girls who like to show their thighs on social media and there’s no consensus about where they’ll be going next.
There’s no obvious contender for “the next OnlyFans,” which means that sex workers are starting accounts on JustForFans, Fansly, Pocketstars, AVN Stars, ManyVids, and other platforms I hadn’t even heard of before.
So, I guess that means I’ll be creating some new user accounts so I can see all the homemade sex and tits I’ve grown accustomed to.
And okay, yeah, there will still be some naked stuff happening on OnlyFans, even in October.
But even the nudes are going to start getting pretty tame.
Just look at the update to the platform’s Acceptable Use Policy, which includes a prohibition on “any exhibition of the anus or genitals of any person which is extreme or offensive.”
I’m not even sure what that means, but I can assure you that I’d prefer seeing Princess Peach’s peach displayed in an offensive manner.
That’s the bummer of the week. OnlyFans was supposed to make amateur porn as normal as any sidehustle. Now, they spoiled the party for all of us pervs, messed up the livelihoods of a lot of hard-working girls (and some sexy-ass dudes too), and because of the timing they kind of ruined Halloween too.
Thankfully, my own smut hasn’t been affected by this.
I thought of selling it through OnlyFans but I didn’t feel safe uploading my content to a site that wasn’t designed by or for people in the business of selling porn.
I went with JustForFans in large part because it was built by sex workers, run by sex workers, and has policies and protections designed with sex workers in mind.
That means if they ever have to tighten restrictions, they won’t do it without putting up a fight first.
As long as amateur porn is still legal (which it damn well should be), I’ll be there, offensively exhibiting my asshole - and then some.
This Week’s New Articles
As soon as I saw the news about OnlyFans, I had some thoughts.
The OnlyFans porn ban is one of those things that fucks with your perception of time.
Like, it feels immediate, abrupt, and like it comes from out nowhere.
At the same time, it’s something that’s been a long time coming, was kinda predictable, and you have a pretty good idea of where it comes from.
It’s the same kind of feeling I got when Medium updated their terms of service to make them less sex-friendly, when Mailchimp froze my newsletter because it was too naughty, or when Instagram said no to boobs.
It’s gross. And it’s a constant reminder that sex negativity isn’t dead - it’s just in the Terms of Service.
Okay, that’s a downer.
But that’s not all that happened this week. Lovense also released a brand new app-controlled sex toy!
And this lucky ducky got to try it out!
It’s called the Quake and it’s a wearable double vibrator - yep, it stimulates your G-spot and clit at the same damn time.
It’s also really fucking strong. Like, I’m pretty sure this is the strongest toy I own.
In fact, it’s so strong that I wasn’t even sure I could enjoy it.
But let me assure you that I very much could! And if you want to know just how much fun I had, all you have to do is check out my review!
Speaking of sex toys, I still can’t believe that some guys don’t use strokers.
That’s wild to me.
They’re so fucking cool and from what I hear they’re incredibly pleasurable.
Seriously, kiss your palm goodbye, guys. It’s 2021 - embrace the soft, squishy, textured pleasure machines that the sex toy industry has gifted you!
And they’re not just for solo play. Strokers are also super fun when you use them with someone else.
A lot of couples already use vibrators and dildos when they’re messing around together. Strokers should have a place in that sexy jumble too!
You know what I’m starting to realize?
A lot of people who are into mostly vanilla sex really crave a tiny bit of kink.
Nothing extreme. Not hardcore bondage, rope play, or e-stim or anything like that.
Just a slightly kinky dynamic - a bit of control play to spice things up.
So, I put together a few tips on what to do when your partner asks you to be more domninant.
These are five things you can experiment with if you’re not exactly sure where to start.
If you’re going to play with some BDSM gear, though, you should look into it first. Make sure you know how to use it safely.
Even things that seem simple and easy to use can have some risks that aren’t super obvious.
That’s something I realized when I heard about the dangers of using a ball gag.
It never even occurred to me that there would be any.
So, I looked into it more, learned about the risks, and put together a brief guide on using gags safely.
And I also updated an older piece of mine that answers the eternally perplexing question “What do women want?”
Okay, not quite.
There’s no actual answer to that question.
But there are a few common things that lots of women wish they could get in bed.
It’s the kind of sex they’re not getting - or not getting enough.
It’s the little things that make sex more than just pleasurable - it makes it exciting and arousing.
If you want to make sure you’re showing your lady an amazing time in bed, start with the things on this list.
Brand New Smut!
Okay, so I lied a bit when I said the OnlyFans ban didn’t mess things up for me.
So many sex workers are checking out JustForFans, creating new accounts, and sending their followers there that the site almost crashed.
It made it hard to access the site. And some features still aren’t back up (like when you check out my page, you won’t see blurry previews of my content like you normally would).
But goddamnit, I had some porn to share. So, I did lots of refreshing, uploading, re-uploading, and grumbling until I could finally get it posted.
You see, I had turned my tits into dessert and I wanted to make sure my subscribers could watch it happen.
That’s up there now. So, if you want to see a video of me covering my tits in whipped cream and sprinkles, licking it off, and generally making a mess of myself, you’re in luck!
I also posted a POV blowjob video. It’s me talking dirty to you and eagerly sucking on a dildo that’s standing in for your cock (I even let you come in my mouth, because I’m nothing if not a good girl).
Oh, and a little teaser video where I flash my butt at the camera.
So, yeah, ass, tits, and mouth - it’s been a fun week!
You can watch all of those by subscribing to my JustForFans page!
And you’ll also be able to see me getting fucked by Mr. Austin, sucking him off, enjoying a bit of anal fun, and some brand new videos I’ll be posting soon!
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
Okay, so I really have to recommend the Quake by Lovense. I’ll be honest with you, it’s a bit too strong for me. But if you like a toy with plenty of power, this is one of the few wearable, long-distance toys that will actually give you plenty of it!
Want to watch superheroes fuck? I do, so I got access to Wicked! If you want porn versions of Wonder Woman, Black Widow, Deadpool, and Suicide Squad, it’s all there! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to treat yourself to a free week!
My favorite thrusting didlo got an upgrade! The new version of the Velvet Mini Teddy Thruster has a curve designed to give G-spot stimulation while delivering lots of super stimulating hands-free thrusts! If you want it to fuck you real good, you can get it from Betty’s Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!
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Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Guys, we sure have come a long way.
This week, we read extremely outdated sex advice that warns against dirty talk, oral sex, and anything fun.
We also polish our monocles to discuss the art of cinema, morning sex, and those pesky sexual vampires!
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