Hi!
So, I just got out of the shower.
No, not a sexy one.
I hopped in because I had just gotten a sticky mess all over my face.
No, not the sexy kind.
See, I was trying to open some glue that came in a craft kit.
But this bottle wasn’t making it easy for me.
It had a seal I had to rip off. Then a cap I had to unscrew. And under that, a plug stuck snuggly into the neck of the bottle.
It was in there good, too.
I tugged. I twisted. I pulled. It didn’t move a millimeter.
So, I gave it a good yank. Put all my strength into it.
And it finally popped out - along with about half the glue.
It happened so quickly, I barely had time to react. But there I was, covered in sticky white goop - on my glasses, on my face, in my hair.
Hence the shower.
And I couldn’t help smiling to myself while I was de-gluing myself.
Because I’ve just written an article about this.
Not glue - but facials.
About my appreciation for a good, playful cumshot all over a cute girl’s face.
And how under completely perfect circumstances, I would maybe possibly let someone pop all over my face too.
Now here I was, with all this sticky white goop all over my face. Bukkake'd by a craft kit.
I know a real facial would involve some wining and dining first. At least, it better.
There’d be flirting, teasing, foreplay, a bunch of orgasms, and then one final moment where I get the urge to prove I’m the goodest girl in the room.
I’d probably get a warning, too. I’d see it coming before it’s, uh, coming.
But right now, I’m thinking I’m good on the whole facial thing.
Maybe this whole situation was the universe’s way of reminding me that I get icked out pretty easily. And that’s okay.
There are plenty of women out there who can take a facial and make it look fun. But I’m just not one of them.
Even with three rum and Cokes in my system, I don’t think I could actually go through with it.
Because no matter what, I’ll always think back to glue incident. And then I’ll remember how much I hate getting anything on my face - especially if it’s sticky.
Love,
Emma ❤
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