My one and only Easter sex tip 😏🍆
Hi!
Every year when Easter rolls around, I put on my cute little sex blogger hat and I try my darnedest to think of holiday sex tips I could write about.
And it’s not actually that hard to come up with a few.
I could tell you to spend the day fucking like rabbits.
I could recommend going face down, ass up in bed but call it something like the bunny hop sex position.
Or that you should get some water-based paints and paint your tits like a pair of Easter eggs.
If I was really desperate, I could pretend I’m writing for Cosmo and give you six ways to pleasure his carrot that will leave him hopping with horny joy.
But none of those feel right. So instead of writing anything, I just bite a chunk off my chocolate hunk and spend the day doing G-rated stuff instead.
And it kind of sucks that I can’t come up with a proper sexy Easter article idea. Because I do have one Easter sex tip that I think is pretty good.
It’s using a Tenga Egg.
Tenga Eggs are super simple but really cool stroker.
They come in a plastic egg-shaped shell with fun colorful designs, so it’s extremely on theme. Inside that shell, there’s a squishy egg-shaped stroker that’s smooth on the outside and has cool textured patterns on the inside.
There’s also a little packet of Tenga’s high quality Hole Lotion lube tucked into it.
And all you have to do is lube the opening, stretch the Egg over the head of the cock, and give it a good stroke. It’s super stretchy, so you can pull it down along the shaft and all the stimulating textures inside the Egg will glide along the cock.
Judging from Mr. Austin’s feedback, it’s a very pleasurable experience.
It’s a great way to make jerking off feel a little more special and satisfying.
It’s an extremely fun stroker to use as a couple, too. Especially since it’s squishy all the way through so it still feels like there’s some hand-to-cock contact.
And it’s the perfect dick toy for anyone who haven’t tried one and aren’t sure if they’d be into it. It’s super affordable, so it’s no big deal if you’re not impressed. It’s disposable but you should still be able to get about half a dozen stroking sessions with it if you love beating your Egg - which you almost certainly will.
So yeah, that’s it. That’s all I’ve got.
And I know it’s kind of a stretch. Not totally my fault, though - Easter’s not exactly a sexy holiday, yaknow?
But any excuse to bust out a Tenga Egg is a good one, if you ask me.
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