My one and only Easter sex tip ๐๐
Hi!
Every year when Easter rolls around, I put on my cute little sex blogger hat and I try my darnedest to think of holiday sex tips I could write about.
And itโs not actually that hard to come up with a few.
I could tell you to spend the day fucking like rabbits.
I could recommend going face down, ass up in bed but call it something like the bunny hop sex position.
Or that you should get some water-based paints and paint your tits like a pair of Easter eggs.
If I was really desperate, I could pretend Iโm writing for Cosmo and give you six ways to pleasure his carrot that will leave him hopping with horny joy.
But none of those feel right. So instead of writing anything, I just bite a chunk off my chocolate hunk and spend the day doing G-rated stuff instead.
And it kind of sucks that I canโt come up with a proper sexy Easter article idea. Because I do have one Easter sex tip that I think is pretty good.
Itโs using a Tenga Egg.
Tenga Eggs are super simple but really cool stroker.
They come in a plastic egg-shaped shell with fun colorful designs, so itโs extremely on theme. Inside that shell, thereโs a squishy egg-shaped stroker thatโs smooth on the outside and has cool textured patterns on the inside.
Thereโs also a little packet of Tengaโs high quality Hole Lotion lube tucked into it.
And all you have to do is lube the opening, stretch the Egg over the head of the cock, and give it a good stroke. Itโs super stretchy, so you can pull it down along the shaft and all the stimulating textures inside the Egg will glide along the cock.
Judging from Mr. Austinโs feedback, itโs a very pleasurable experience.
Itโs a great way to make jerking off feel a little more special and satisfying.
Itโs an extremely fun stroker to use as a couple, too. Especially since itโs squishy all the way through so it still feels like thereโs some hand-to-cock contact.
And itโs the perfect dick toy for anyone who havenโt tried one and arenโt sure if theyโd be into it. Itโs super affordable, so itโs no big deal if youโre not impressed. Itโs disposable but you should still be able to get about half a dozen stroking sessions with it if you love beating your Egg - which you almost certainly will.
So yeah, thatโs it. Thatโs all Iโve got.
And I know itโs kind of a stretch. Not totally my fault, though - Easterโs not exactly a sexy holiday, yaknow?
But any excuse to bust out a Tenga Egg is a good one, if you ask me.
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