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I’ve got a weird relationship with ass eating.

It’s not really one of my kinks. I don’t fantasize about it or go out of my way to get it. And my OCD makes it hard for me to enjoy it to its fullest potential.

But I also can’t deny that when it’s good, it’s good.

I absolutely love dirty, naughty, taboo sex. And there are few sex acts that feel as taboo as have your asshole licked.

It also gives a very pleasant kind of stimulation. A wet, warm, soft tongue feels great anywhere on your body.

The thing I like the most about it, though, is just how much my husband loves it.

He’s obsessed with ass and seems really fond of mine. The way he gets turned on and intensely horny when he’s got his face in my ass is downright contagious.

I can feel his desire for me. He touches and licks me with so much passion that it feels loving and hard at the same time. And it makes him come faster than he would otherwise.

It’s really fucking hot.

It might not make my top ten list of favorite sex acts, but the way he does it is so good that it’s probably the only reason I ever got into it at all.

This week, I decided to share some of those tips. I wrote an article about what it takes to eat ass in a way that isn’t just naughty, but also really arousing.

I’ve written about dirty talk, flirting, and all the other ways guys can use their words to make sex better.

Today, I decided to talk about the other side of that. The way guys use their words to show you they’ll actually be terrible in bed.

Most women have heard at least a few of these, and pretty much all of them will confirm that fucking guys who say them only ends in disappointment.

Check it out if you want to save yourself a lot of trouble.

Stuck porn is ridiculous, absurd, completely contrived - and hot as hell.

So, when Adult Time announced that they were releasing a stuck porn series, I just had to check it out.

Most of the stuck porn I’ve watched has been on Pornhub. It’s created by amateurs who have done some really good stuff with the concept.

I wanted to see what a really good porn studio could do with it, and I was not disappointed.

I reviewed all three available scenes from Go Stuck Yourself, and now I can’t wait for the fourth one to come out.

Another thing I really love is lube!

But not all lubes.

Over the last couple of years, I’ve tired dozens of lubes.

Some of them were just bad. There were flavored lubes that made blowjobs taste worse instead of better. There were water-based lubes that got tacky almost as soon as I used them. And oil-based lube that were too hard to wash off for how little slickness they gave.

Most of them were good. They did the job, made masturbation feel better, made sex easier and more pleasurable.

But there were a few that I fully fell in love with. They’re so much fun to use that I devoted an entire article to them.

And this week on the Pillow Talk podcast, Jake and I share tips for giving or getting a deep dicking and talk about our new donut obsession!



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A Personal Favorite

One of my fondest sexual memories was with a guy I only saw a couple of times.

It was sex with a stranger that somehow managed to feel incredibly connected.

It was a one night stand that felt beautiful and meaningful to me.

And it happened on a train. I mean, come on, how hot is that?

If you want to read all the details of my night getting railed on the railroad, I shared them all in this article.

Treat Yourself

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Pillow Talk with Emma Austin

How deep can that dick go?

Want to get it even deeper?

This week, Jake and I share some tips for how to get deeper penetration - the prep work, the positions, and the accessories that will help you go balls deep (and even balls in if you're brave enough)!

We also talk donuts and Ohnuts, inventing brand new sex positions, ill-advised Dollar Store sex hacks, and whether I've been having cervical orgasms all along.

Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, consider rating and reviewing it on Apple Podcasts or anywhere else!

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