Mother’s Day is too sweet and innocent, if you ask me.
I’m a mom, so I’m looking forward to the cards my kids made for me.
I can’t wait for the cupcakes and treats.
And I wouldn’t mind a long, relaxing massage (that’s a hint for Mr. Austin. He’s not subscribed to this newsletter, so if you could tell him to rub me down, I’d really appreciate it!)
That’s all good. But moms are also MILFs and we should celebrate them accordingly.
That means lots of flirty sweet talk and dirty praise.
It means having sex that focuses on her pleasure - with all the fingering and pussy eating that involves.
And that Mother’s Day massage won’t be perfect unless it’s capped off with a happy ending.
(That was another hint for Mr. Austin.)
So, if you watch any porn today it should be MILF porn. Celebrate the confident sexiness of mature women. Use it to get in the right mindset to seduce and pleasure the MILF in your life. And if you are the MILF, watch it to inspire some sexiness of your own.
And to help you do just that, I’ve rounded up six great porn scenes featuring incredibly hot stepmoms (and one teacher).
Sadly, some hot moms won’t be getting a lot of action tonight. And that’s because some doofy dads are going to blow their shot at Mother’s Day sex.
Lots of guys are in that predicament. They want more sex but they keep getting in their own way.
Everyone loses when that happens. These guys don’t get the sex they want. The women in their lives don’t get fucked as often as they’d like to. And the relationship suffers because of it, too.
I hate seeing that kind of thing happen, so I wrote about seven common things guys do that completely kill their chances of getting laid.
Anxiety is another thing that sabotages sex. And some of the strongest anxiety I’ve felt has come from my OCD.
OCD comes with all sort of cockblocking nonsense.
There are disturbing intrusive thoughts that pop into your head at the worst possible time.
It can send you down anxiety spirals that keep you from staying aroused.
And sex is a bit messy and dirty - which can be a real OCD trigger for some of us.
I’m learning to manage my obsessive thoughts but I also had to find ways to keep it from completely killing my sex life. Today, I decided to share my best advice for having better sex when you have OCD.
And this week on the Pillow Talk podcast, we recorded our very first Sexperiment!
I tried seven different arousal oils over the course of seven days to see just how horny they could make me - and what would happen next.
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I Have Merch!
This week, I launched my first merch design and I’m super excited about it!
It’s a tribute to two of the things I love the most - and I think it’s really cute too!
If you love sex and donuts, too (or just want to help support me and my work), check out the Sex And Donuts shirts, hoodies, notebooks, stickers, and pillows on the Pillow Talk merch page.
A Personal Favorite
I have a deep need to feel like a good girl.
That’s often been a source of trouble. I wanted validation and I often looked for it in all the wrong places.
But it also led me to some of the hottest sex I’ve ever had.
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
It’s stepmoms who make the porn world go ‘round. So, it’s no surprise that my favorite porn sites are having awesome Mother’s Day sales!
Adult Time is my favorite porn site and they have really fucking hot MILF content, including MILF-focused series like Mommy’s Boy, Mommy’s Girl, and Age and Beauty. Monthly memberships are currently only $9.95. And use the code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on your first 30 days!
Nubiles is a studio that specializes in playful, upbeat taboo content. And they have a few series that cater specifically to MILF lovers, including Moms Teach Sex, Teacher Fucks Teens, and Family Swap. Nubiles memberships are currently discounted - including 60% off if you sign up for a year!
Lelo is a brand that makes luxury sex toys, which are perfect for pampering a MILF. And if you’ve ever wanted to try a Lelo toy, this is a great time to do it because they have discounts on all their popular products. I’ve really enjoyed the Ora 3 and the Soraya Wave - and both are currently 20% off!
These are all affiliate links by the way. If you click them and make a purchase (or use one of my discount codes), I earn a small commission on the sale and you will be supporting my work.
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
What would happen if I used arousal oils for an entire week?
Would I get super horny? Would I treat Jake to a week-long fuckfest? Would my lady bits just get tingly?
We decided to find out!
We also talk about how I almost got caught watching a bunch of stuck porn, reverse reach-arounds, and getting a sex injury. Also: we wonder whether butterscotch pussy is the new sea salt chocolate, and Jake is convinced he inveted a brand new kind of fingering.
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