It's prepping time 😤💪
Hi!
One thing you should know about me is that I’m a bundle of nerves. A deeply anxious person through and through.
And that’s made me into a worst case scenario thinker.
I’m always playing out different possibilities in my head, and I tend to get a bit fixated on the bad ones.
I can’t help it - and believe me, I’ve tried. It’s just how my brain’s wired.
I don’t want to be a gloomy gal, though. It sucks. I want to be all bubbly and cheery.
But I can only get that way if I feel like I’m prepared for anything. I need to know that even if things don’t go great, I’ll still be okay.
That’s why I keep obscene amounts of clean drinking water stored away in the basement. It’s why I’m working on stuffing my pantry with enough non-perishable food that I could get the whole family through half a winter.
It’s why I’ve got some of my all-time favorite porn scenes backed up on a hard drive. I’m not going into a post-apocalypse without a way to watch The Bad Uncle or the threesome scene from Grinders, no siree.
Ideally, I’d also like to have a way to watch The 100 and all the Jurassic Park movies even if there’s a total blackout. But sadly, I don’t have that kind of setup yet.
And right now, I’m focused on the rain.
I got a weather alert yesterday for my local area. Heavy rainfalls. Possible flash floods. Possible regular floods. And even though the alert didn’t mention it, I know that could also mean lengthy power outages.
So this morning, we’re in prepper mode.
Mr. Austin’s down in the kitchen right now, baking bread and muffins and who knows what else so the kids have lots of easy things to eat if we can’t cook.
I’m writing this a day early so it can make it to your inbox even if I can’t get online.
We’ll be doing sweeps to make sure the floors are clear in case any flooding does happen.
We’ve got a few bags of storm chips - that’s essential.
In a few minutes, I’m going to fill up the bathtubs in case the water stops running from the tap.
We’ll gather up the flashlights and batteries. We’ll charge every device we’ve got and download a few podcast episodes to get us through the really dull parts.
I’m also going to make damn sure my Magic Wand Mini is fully juiced up. I’ll probably plug in my thrusting buttplug too, just in case. Never know, if the power goes out long enough I might get in the mood to go airtight by candlelight.
There’s something really cozy and romantic about hunkering down during a storm. So unless we get hit by a nasty flash flood, I’ll do my best to just chill out and enjoy the vibe.
Then it’s back to pinching pennies so I can save up for a solar setup that will let me watch my comfort shows and use my vibrators no matter what happens.
Love,
Emma ❤
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