It's my dirty little secret - and I'm keeping it that way! 🤫🤐
Hi!
My mother’s in town this weekend, and I have no idea what we’re going to talk about.
Mostly because she doesn’t know what I do.
A few years ago, I planned to tell her all about it. I was going to come clean about being a dirty girl on the internet.
I felt like I had no choice. She might find out on her own, and I figured it would be best if she heard it from me instead.
She might also wonder why I keep a mixer and two mics set up, or why I feel the need to have a little home office.
And if she took a peek in the wrong closet, she’d have even more questions.
But then she actually showed up on my doorstep and I totally chickened out.
She filled me in on the recent family gossip. I told her about the SFW side of my life. The kids kept her pretty distracted, too.
I told myself I’d do it the next time. But another visit came and went without me spilling the beans. Then another one.
Now she’s about to show up again. And I’m not gonna say a damn thing.
The more time goes by, the less I want to tell her anything. My blog, my podcast, the whole thing - it’s my dirty little secret and I’m fine keeping it that way.
It shouldn’t be hard to hide, either. She lives on the other side of the country, so it’s not like she’s all up in my business.
And if she ever comes across my drawer full of dildos - well, can’t a girl just have a drawer full of dildos?
So we’ll talk about the kids. I’ll introduce her to my new puppy. She’ll see that I’ve gotten into hammocks since the last time she was over.
And if she thinks that’s all I’ve been up to, that’s fine by me.
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Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
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