Is there something in the water? 😳🥵
Hi!
Well, it looks like I might be moving back to my hometown.
I didn’t expect that to happen at all.
In fact, I was actively avoiding it.
Because the thought of going back there gave me the heebie-jeebies.
All the people I hope I never run into live there. It’s a pretty dull spot. And it’s full of old people who used to give me rude looks.
But I’ve had a complete change of heart and I’m weirdly excited about it now.
Because it’s kind of quaint. It’s so small that it’s barely a city, and that’s really more my speed.
It’s familiar and comfortable. I know my way around and how to find all the good walking trails.
Some of my favorite little takeout joints are still open, so I can send Mr. Austin to grab something when I have a craving.
And it might also be my secret horny paradise.
I hadn’t actually realized it until now, but that’s where I became all sexed up - twice.
The first time could’ve just been because I was in my teens. My brain hadn’t finished cooking yet, so it was still swirling with sex juice. It was nothing but sexual awakenings and endless curiosity.
Then I grew up, moved away, and my libido cooled down - way down.
Years later, I ended up moving back there for a while.
And wouldn’t you know it - it my mojo came roaring back.
I had a sexual revival that got really intense when I started typing up smut on my laptop. That turned into blogging and well, here we are.
I have no idea why.
Are they putting aphrodisiacs in the drinking water to raise the population numbers? Is it because there are trees all over the place so I can’t leave the house without inhaling essential oils? For all I know, it’s just nostalgia - being in the same neck of the woods where I first discovered Playboy TV and got felt up at the drive-in.
Whatever it is, I hope it happens again.
And if it does, I’m never leaving.
Even if it means pretending I don’t recognize the mean girls from my high school.
Love,
Emma ❤
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