I'm in housewife mode 👩🍳🥧
Hi!
I don’t do a whole lot of baking these days.
Which is too bad, because I kind of miss it.
But what I really miss is the way it was before. Back when I had more energy. Back when the house wasn’t so chaotic. Back when baking was simple, quiet, and relaxing.
Now if I spend too much time in the kitchen, I use up all my spoons.
It’s fine, though. Because Mr. Austin really enjoys baking. And the older he gets, the more time he spends doing it.
Actually, that’s why I’m telling you all this. Because it’s his birthday today, so I decided I’d brave the noisy kitchen and bake something for him.
He’s turning 40, so the least I can do is go into housewife mode and make him dessert.
He’s not really into cake, so I decided to make an apple pie. Then I had some extra pie crust and granny smith apples to spare, so I whipped up some apple crumble to go with it.
And you know what, I think it looks pretty damn cute!
I don’t know if I’m fully suited to be a traditional housewife, but I do enjoy playing one now and then.
All I’m missing is the look - I want a cute little apron so badly!
Come to think of it, that would’ve been a nice birthday gift for Mr. Austin too. Because as much as I love playing housewife in the kitchen, it’s even more fun to play housewife in bed.
Love,
Emma ❤
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