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I havenโt watched a whole lot of tentacle porn in my life.
Or any, really.
I figured that kind of thing was for e-girls who got all their kinks from watching too much anime.
And because Iโm too dyslexic to keep up with subtitles, I never became one of them.
I could sort of imagine reasons it might be appealing.
It would be kind of like being fucked by a bunch of long, flexible dicks.
All those tentacles wrapping around a lady adds a really nice bondage element to it too.
Itโs sort of like a gangbang, except without that one guy who ends up making it weird.
It wasnโt a fantasy of mine, though. So the only hentai I watched had schoolgirls but no creepy horny creatures to ravish them. And I sure didnโt feel the need to fuck myself with a tentacle dildo.
But then I got kind of curious, so I tried one.
And I totally get it now.
Well, not the tentacle porn. Thatโs still not going to show up in the hidden folder on my PC - not yet anyway.
But the tentacle dildos, definitely.
Or monster dicks in general, really.
Because the Creature Cocks brand has been pumping out a bunch of new toys - and I really wish I could pump some of them inside me.
I just expanded my collection with the Xeno Egg - a squishy alien-looking thing that wobbles on its suction cup base and glows in the dark. Itโs thick and stubby, and I canโt wait to find out how it feels inside me.
Iโve also been told that the Centaur squirting dildo is really popping off, which is nice for all the girlies who fantasize about horse-dude pop shots.
My mind might be dirty, but itโs still not filled with fantasies about getting probed by aliens. Or getting worked over by some sea creature. And when I daydream about getting spunked on by a studly guy, heโs got two legs - not four.
But Iโm still drawn to monster cocks.
Because dicks arenโt the only thing that looks super hot when theyโre thrusting.
Thatโs why popsicle dildos are so great - itโs really arousing to watch something so colorful slide in and out of a wet pussy.
And seeing monster dildos slip in and out of every which hole is captivating in the same way.
The textures are something else, too.
Iโm not going to say that the Monstropus is the best dildo Iโve fucked. I canโt say that I always prefer to a good old fashioned realistic dick. But it stimulates and pleasures me in ways that your standard silicone shaft canโt.
And I bet the Xeno Egg is going to do really interesting things to me, too.
So it took me a while, but Iโm all in now. Iโm boarding the monster dildo bandwagon.
Because those e-girls were really onto something.
Iโm still not going to watch anything with subtitles. But Iโm definitely down for trying all kinds of new dick.
Love,
Emma โค
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