I'm a mini-fridge girl now! 😎🤭
Hi!
Alright, hear me out.
I swear I’ve thought about this in and out. I’ve considered all the pros and cons. I’ve run every conceivable scenario in my head.
And no matter what, I kept coming to the same exact conclusion.
I needed a mini-fridge in my bedroom.
I know that sounds frivolous. And yeah, I guess it is frivolous.
But it’s frivolous in the same way my massage table is frivolous.
It’s a small luxury that totally makes my life better.
The massage table, I don’t have to explain that one. It’s physical therapy and foreplay rolled into one. You get it.
The fridge thing isn’t as obvious, though. But I like to think of it basically as self-care.
See, I get really zoned in when I work and I stop paying attention to my needs. I don’t stay hydrated enough. When I start feeling hungry, I power through it.
Then I end up with low blood sugar, a headache, and enough exhaustion to make me want to crawl back into bed even though it’s late afternoon.
I could go downstairs and deal with all that, but I know that’s going to break my flow. And I don’t often get it back.
But with a little fridge, I’d have all the cold water, zero-calorie Pepsi, and snacks that I need to make sure I can get shit done without fucking myself up.
So, I finally talked myself into it. After months of daydreaming about what it would be like to have a fridge in my bedroom, I actually have one.
And it’s perfect!
It’s cute as hell - way cuter than I thought it would be.
It’s stocked up with everything I need - and a pint of ice cream to reward me for busting my butt once in a while.
I’ve only had it for a few days and it’s already been incredibly handy.
And I think I’m finally close to having my bedroom just the way I want it.
I’ve got my big canopy bed. I’ve got all sorts of fun sex furniture I can throw on it. I’ve got strip lights galore. I’ve got a full length mirror. I’ve got my porn TV that I mostly use to watch The Vampire Diaries but is there when I’m in the mood for smut.
And now I’ve got a motherfucking mini-fridge.
I’m pretty much set. The only thing that’s missing is a proper sex swing.
So maybe I can’t feel like I’m float-fucking yet. But I can at least stay fully hydrated now and that’s pretty good too.
Love,
Emma ❤
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