I'll try anything to get horny π³π¦
Hi!
If youβre subscribed to my newsletter, you probably already know that Iβve got a low libido bag of tricks.
Itβs full of things I can do to get myself all horned up - or try anyway.
Actually, itβs not really a bag of tricks. At this point, itβs more like a big sack.
And itβs stuffed with dozens of things that might get you from nothing to horny. Everything from sexy supplements to porn so dirty it might make you delete your browser history.
Last week, I even added something new to it - smutty coloring books.
Thereβs barely any room left in that big olβ horny sack, but Iβm still looking for more things to add to it.
Every month, I try to brainstorm new ways to get my libido up.
And I keep hoping Iβll find that one thing. The magic solution that turns me on every single time, without fail.
Something that always feels just as good, no matter how many times I do it. Like the sex version of wrapping myself in a blanket thatβs just come out of the dryer.
I keep looking for the thing that will speed up my sex drive and speed it up for good - even though thereβs a very real possibility nothing can.
Lots of things turn me on and get me really worked up - for a while. Then they stop working.
And I have a hunch that the problem isnβt that I havenβt found the right trick.
The problem is me.
Me and my kink for novelty.
I love the excitement of trying something new. Nothing turns me on like exploring something Iβve never fully done before.
And that really sucks, because you run out of things to try very quickly.
But Iβll keep experimenting, because you never know.
Even if I never find that magic solution, maybe Iβll eventually have enough tricks to cycle through so something always feels new - or new enough.
This Weekβs New Articles
Sometimes hardcore porn and naked massages are a little much. So, here are four sneakier ways to get turned on!
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Time to get messy! π¦
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