If you're going to dream dirty, dream big 😏🔥
Hi!
Just when I was running out of shows to watch, Netflix gave me a nifty little gift.
It’s called How to Build a Sex Room and it’s exactly what it sounds like - a home renovation show focused entirely on fucking.
HGTV but with BDSM dungeons, basically.
I’m only about two and a half episodes in, so I’ve barely skimmed the show. But that’s enough to make me really jealous.
Because damnit, I want a sex room too!
I mean, I sort of kind of have one I guess. Well, it’s less of a sex room and more like a few different fucking spots.
There’s the king size bed in my bedroom. There’s the sex chair that gets moved around from room to room. The big chair in my office is pretty damn good for fucking too. That’s also where all my sex toys are sorted and tucked away.
So I’ve got a decent number of options. But now thanks to this show I’m daydreaming about a fully dedicated sex-and-only-for-sex room.
Except I have a really hard time actually picturing it.
The couples on the show all have a pretty clear idea of what they want out of their brand new banging spot.
Some of them want a place to get tied up and kinked out. Others want a sensual zone where they can do the nasty but in a romantic way.
Some want a bit of a mix - a space that’s cozy but inspires them to get filthy.
But I honestly wouldn’t know where to start. I get in so many different moods that I’m not sure what my sex room would look like.
I’d want a super colorful dungeon for all my freakiest needs.
I’d also want a really sensual space for dirty massages and slow handsy action.
I’d want a really nice spanking bench, but I also would want a few other options when I’m not in the mood for a good smacking.
After seeing a big, roomy sex shower on the show, I suddenly want one of those too.
And what about all that mutual masturbation I want in my life? I’d need some kind of combination porn home theater and jill-off area.
I don’t know if I’m ever going to have threesomes or groupsex again in my life, but I’d want to be prepared for one. Like, there’s gotta be room for at least a little orgy.
Oh, and maybe a spot off to the sidelines in case I’m getting gently cucked and want to watch it all happen. Or if I’m cucking Mr. Austin - I’d want him to be comfortable, yaknow.
Okay, thankfully I’m not actually getting a sex room designed because I’m dreaming a little too big.
But I’ve got the perfect solution. I don’t need a sex room - I need a sex house.
Until then, I guess I’ll keep fucking around in my office.
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One thing I do know for sure is that my sex room would have a Magic Wand Mini.
Fuck it, maybe it would even have two of them.
Because let me tell you, this is one incredible vibrator. I just can’t get enough of it.
Check out my review if you want to know why - and why it’s even better when you’re using it with a partner!
I can’t settle on a dream sex room. But I know one thing for sure - it needs to be geared to pussy eating.
That’s one thing I just can’t live without.
And I know exactly what that room would need to make pussy eating even more pleasurable than it already is.
Oh, and there won’t be any fucking memory foam in my sex room.
Nope.
I’ve been sleeping on memory foam mattresses for years. So believe me when I say it’s great for snoozing but sucks for sex.
It’s not a lost cause, though. I’ve figured out a few handy hacks to make sex on memory foam way more enjoyable.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
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Did you know that WikiHow can help you get laid?
Well, in theory anyway.
This week on the Pillow Talk Patreon, we read through a WikiHow guide on how to meet pornstars in your local area.
So now if we ever wanna bang some of the sexiest people alive, we know exactly how to do it!
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Pussy Pumping Action 🥵
I’ve got this little pussy pump I love.
It has a good suction, but it’s still gentle. It gets the blood flowing to all the right places and feels incredibly arousing.
But the best part is the tongue.
Yep, it doesn’t just pump my pussy - it licks it too.
And I just posted a video of me using it so you could see it in action!
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So Much Hot Stuff! 😍
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
The Magic Wand Mini is amazing on its own, but it’s even more fun with a Humphrey! That’s my newest sex toy mount - a firm pillow with slots for one or two of your favorite vibrators! If you want to take your wand action to the next level, you can get one from Betty’s Toy Box - and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!
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How to Ruin Your Marriage in Three Easy Steps 😬
So you married a dirty dog. Now what?
This week, we’re going over a guide on getting your husband to stop watching porn. Unsurprisingly, we don’t approve of it one bit!
Also: the secret to being the hottest Pokemon fan.
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