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Hi!
Just when I was running out of shows to watch, Netflix gave me a nifty little gift.
Itβs called How to Build a Sex Room and itβs exactly what it sounds like - a home renovation show focused entirely on fucking.
HGTV but with BDSM dungeons, basically.
Iβm only about two and a half episodes in, so Iβve barely skimmed the show. But thatβs enough to make me really jealous.
Because damnit, I want a sex room too!
I mean, I sort of kind of have one I guess. Well, itβs less of a sex room and more like a few different fucking spots.
Thereβs the king size bed in my bedroom. Thereβs the sex chair that gets moved around from room to room. The big chair in my office is pretty damn good for fucking too. Thatβs also where all my sex toys are sorted and tucked away.
So Iβve got a decent number of options. But now thanks to this show Iβm daydreaming about a fully dedicated sex-and-only-for-sex room.
Except I have a really hard time actually picturing it.
The couples on the show all have a pretty clear idea of what they want out of their brand new banging spot.
Some of them want a place to get tied up and kinked out. Others want a sensual zone where they can do the nasty but in a romantic way.
Some want a bit of a mix - a space thatβs cozy but inspires them to get filthy.
But I honestly wouldnβt know where to start. I get in so many different moods that Iβm not sure what my sex room would look like.
Iβd want a super colorful dungeon for all my freakiest needs.
Iβd also want a really sensual space for dirty massages and slow handsy action.
Iβd want a really nice spanking bench, but I also would want a few other options when Iβm not in the mood for a good smacking.
After seeing a big, roomy sex shower on the show, I suddenly want one of those too.
And what about all that mutual masturbation I want in my life? Iβd need some kind of combination porn home theater and jill-off area.
I donβt know if Iβm ever going to have threesomes or groupsex again in my life, but Iβd want to be prepared for one. Like, thereβs gotta be room for at least a little orgy.
Oh, and maybe a spot off to the sidelines in case Iβm getting gently cucked and want to watch it all happen. Or if Iβm cucking Mr. Austin - Iβd want him to be comfortable, yaknow.
Okay, thankfully Iβm not actually getting a sex room designed because Iβm dreaming a little too big.
But Iβve got the perfect solution. I donβt need a sex room - I need a sex house.
Until then, I guess Iβll keep fucking around in my office.
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One thing I do know for sure is that my sex room would have a Magic Wand Mini.
Fuck it, maybe it would even have two of them.
Because let me tell you, this is one incredible vibrator. I just canβt get enough of it.
Check out my review if you want to know why - and why itβs even better when youβre using it with a partner!
I canβt settle on a dream sex room. But I know one thing for sure - it needs to be geared to pussy eating.
Thatβs one thing I just canβt live without.
And I know exactly what that room would need to make pussy eating even more pleasurable than it already is.
Oh, and there wonβt be any fucking memory foam in my sex room.
Nope.
Iβve been sleeping on memory foam mattresses for years. So believe me when I say itβs great for snoozing but sucks for sex.
Itβs not a lost cause, though. Iβve figured out a few handy hacks to make sex on memory foam way more enjoyable.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma β€
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Well, in theory anyway.
This week on the Pillow Talk Patreon, we read through a WikiHow guide on how to meet pornstars in your local area.
So now if we ever wanna bang some of the sexiest people alive, we know exactly how to do it!
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Iβve got this little pussy pump I love.
It has a good suction, but itβs still gentle. It gets the blood flowing to all the right places and feels incredibly arousing.
But the best part is the tongue.
Yep, it doesnβt just pump my pussy - it licks it too.
And I just posted a video of me using it so you could see it in action!
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The Magic Wand Mini is amazing on its own, but itβs even more fun with a Humphrey! Thatβs my newest sex toy mount - a firm pillow with slots for one or two of your favorite vibrators! If you want to take your wand action to the next level, you can get one from Bettyβs Toy Box - and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!
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So you married a dirty dog. Now what?
This week, weβre going over a guide on getting your husband to stop watching porn. Unsurprisingly, we donβt approve of it one bit!
Also: the secret to being the hottest Pokemon fan.
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