I wrote my dirty autobiography
Hi!
Two or three years ago, I decided to start writing erotica.
I wanted to make some money from it, help support my family, and maybe create a solid revenue stream.
Well, none of that happened. I wanted to make enough to take my husband out to lunch, but I stopped publishing before I could even earn that much.
But I’m still really happy I did it.
For one thing, it gave me lots of writing practice and some creative fulfilment.
It also helped me be comfortable putting myself out there (when your readers know how much you love creampies, there’s no going back).
It made me horny, too, which was something I was missing back then.
And it was therapeutic.
That’s one thing I never saw coming, but it happened when I decided to write my erotic autobiography.
It wasn’t a sexual memoir or anything like that - I played fast and loose with the facts. But the stories were still mine. And any of my exes would recognize themselves if they read them.
I wrote about the one-night stand I had one a train - except in this version he comes inside me while his friend rubs my clit.
I wrote about fucking my boyfriend at the drive-in - except he was actually attentive to my needs.
I wrote about the time I fucked a girl as part of a foursome - except I wrote it as a threesome and took out all the parts that were awkward as fuck (which was basically all of it).
And then I wrote about the time my boyfriend made me swallow his come.
I had a hard time looking back on that night. He didn’t treat me well at all, and he discarded me after I gave him everything I wanted.
But thinking back to that night still turned me on.
And writing a version of it that’s sexier, where I’m eager for it, and where the consent is very much there helped me get rid of my shame about it.
Writing myself as an eager little cocksucker who just wants to please her man felt like I was reclaiming my own past and giving myself the agency I never had.
It also helped me get rid of the guilt I felt for getting horny over shit I didn’t think should be arousing.
Writing those dirty, smutty stories helped me grow. So this week, I decided to write about them, what they meant to me, and maybe inspire others to eroticize their past and reclaim their sexual experiences.
I also wrote about all the reasons a man should tell a woman he’s about to come, what to do if your lady is faking her orgasms, the right way to compliment a woman’s body, and a few things you can do this Mothers Day to honor the MILF in your life.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma
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My Latest Medium Posts
These are the articles I published this week on Medium. They're all Friend Links so you can read them for free, even without a Medium Membership.
New on Love, Emma
This week on Love, Emma I spruced up and edited an older post of mine that’s been getting some attention. I’ve been with a lot of guys who have bigger than average cocks and I learned that it’s not always a blessing. I might be an accidental size queen, but I’m not a real one.
Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Last night, Jake and I sat in our closet with our mic and recorded for close to an hour. It was more casual and less structured than usual, but it was so nice to get back behind the mic.
That episode will hopefully come out next week.
Until then, why not listen to something from our archives? If you liked my post about writing erotica and want the bigger picture, check out my episode on how I went From Housewife to Sex Blogger.
Something Spicy
Are these stories entirely factual? No, not entirely. But they’re still mine and I cherish them for that.
All of my erotica has a special place in my heart. But this is the collection of stories that helped me regain some sexual agency, process my past, and embrace my kinks.
So what if they’re only true-ish.
Erotic Confessions of a Canadian Girl: Seven True Stories
Before I wrote erotica, I lived it.And I’m finally ready to share those explorations, experiments, and adventures.
When you live in a small city on the East Coast of Canada, you need to find ways to pass the time. For me, that meant lots of naughty, dirty, lip-biting fun.
Giving my virginity, my first time with a woman, being naughty in public with a large audience, getting frisky with two strangers on a train – I share it all in explicit detail.
These true stories still turn me on, and I know they’ll get you excited, too.
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