I changed my mind - give me all the parody porn 🤩👌


I remember the moment I gave up on porn parodies.

I had seen a few here and there. I don’t really remember what they were, only that I wasn’t all that impressed.

But the one that made me quit was Big Bang Theory: A XXX Parody.

Don’t judge me for downloading that one, okay? I thought it would be fun.

Four nerdy dudes. One hot chick who lives across the hall. That should be enough for a solid porn premise.

I didn’t get far. I’m not even sure I watched anyone fuck. I turned it off and decided that was it. I just wasn’t a fan of parody porn.

But holy hell was I ever wrong.

I changed my mind when I came across A Cruel Bet. That’s basically Cruel Intentions but with hardcore sex.

It’s the movie I always wished I could watch. And it did not disappoint in the least.

It was faithful to the original. It was hot as hell. The sets, the casting, everything about this was great.

That melted my anti-parody heart. Now, everything’s fair game.

I’ve been watching Parks and Recreation with Mr. Austin. We’re not even done the last season, but we decided to take a detour and watch the porn parody of it.

And I fucking loved it, too.

It was silly, but it was faithful enough to the series. My only complaint is that it was too short.

I don’t know what happened over the years. Maybe I got less uptight. Maybe I’m just plain hornier. But now I want to watch it all.

I’ve got The Laygo Movie on my watchlist. Jurassic Wood, too. And Aladdick because I’d love to watch Princess Jasmine fuck.

And who knows. Maybe I’ll give that Big Bang Theory porn another chance.

This Week’s New Articles

It’s still Anal August, so let’s revisit one of my anal mistakes.

The first time I had anal sex, I was on my hands and knees.

That’s a position I kept trying for a while, but it wasn’t super successful.

I also kept attempting missionary anal. Now, in my defense, I managed to do that one early on and it was really fucking hot.

But no matter what I tried, I could almost never repeat it.

Looking back, it makes perfect sense.

Doggystyle anal is a very attractive position. Missionary anal is incredibly arousing. But those are really challenging positions.

I was trying the advanced stuff without even realizing it.

I don’t want my fellow anal-loving ladies to struggle the way I did. So this week, I shared the three best positions to get anal sex started.

I know that not everyone’s a fan of porn. And that’s fine. But one thing I’ve noticed is that there are a lot of misguided stereotypes about what porn is actually like.

The way they describe porn makes me wonder if they’ve ever actually seen any or if they’re just guessing based on things they’ve heard.

I put together some of the myths I keep encountering about porn and decided to set the record straight on everything from pornstar boobs and pornstar dicks to what kind of people make and watch it.

I also got to try a really fun dildo!

It’s got everything I’m looking for in a fake cock.

It’s cute. It’s colorful. It’s soft and bendy. And fucking it feels really, really good.

If that sounds like your jam, check out my review of the Party Marty!


Emma ❤

Brand New Smut!

The Party Marty isn’t the only toy I’ve been trying out. I also been having fun with some Calexotics California Dreaming vibrators.

Including one that is just plain fucking amazing.

It’s an insertable toy that basically riples down the shaft.

It’s really fucking cool. It feels amazing. And best of all, it makes me come very hard!

You can watch me use it and have the time of my life by subscribing to my JustForFans page!

That gives you access to all of the videos (partnered and solo) I’ve posted so far and everything else I’ll be posting in the near future!

Treat Yourself

If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!

If you’re looking for a great and versatile dildo, you should definitely try the Party Marty! Get it from Betty’s Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!

If you want to see some of the best girl-on-girl action online, you’ve got to sign up to Girlsway! It’s an incredibly hot all-girl porn site and super entertaining series like Mommy’s Girl and Girls Try Anal. It’s the perfect site for anyone who loves watching girls fuck each other. Use my affiliate code to get access at a discounted price and use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a free week!

Getting the Liberator Ramp and Wedge combo completely opened up my world. It helps me have deeper penetration, more comfortable sex, and pull off a few positions that I had trouble with before. If you want one for your bedroom, you can get it from Naughty Betty’s! And be sure to use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!

These are all affiliate links by the way. If you click them and make a purchase (or use one of my discount codes), I earn a small commission on the sale and you will be supporting my work.

Pillow Talk with Emma Austin

Apparently, it's Anal August. So, let's talk butt stuff!

Actually, let's specifically talk about anal toys!

This week, Jake and I discuss all my anal toys, emergency chicken nuggets, and my suction cup dildo struggles. And I do my best to explain why wearing buttplugs feels so damn good!

We also talk about the spitroasts I could have, the double penetration I actually want, and why Jake is at risk of completely giving up on drinking water.

Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, consider rating and reviewing it on Apple Podcasts or anywhere else!

New for My Friends With Benefits!

This week, my Friends With Benefits got to hear me and Jake give our rundown of Porks and Recreation, the Parks and Recreation XXX parody!

We talk about Ron Swanson being a great fuck, condoms in porn, and which Parks and Recreation characters we’d love to see in a porn sequel.

Listen to the teaser here.

Oh, and I shared a photo of me showing off my bi-pride undies!

Head on over to Patreon and become one of my Friends With Benefits if you want access to those posts and all of the bonus episodes of the Pillow Talk podcast!

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Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon page for exclusive bonus episodes, audio porn, and occasional nudes.

Go to my JustForFans page if you want to check out my hardcore porn videos.

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