How do you look for porn?
Mr. Austin apparently has a really easy-going method.
He opens a few tabs on his browser for Adult Time, Nubiles Porn, and Pornhub. Then he just checks out what’s new. He just gives himself over to the whims of other people’s production schedules.
Can you imagine?
Okay, so I’m not above checking out the home page myself, but I’m much more of a search term gal. And I have a feeling most people are - at least if they consume as much porn as I do.
There’s something out there for every mood and whim you have.
All you have to do is type in the right words and you can find it.
I’ve been thinking about porn search terms lately and how much they reveal about a person.
It’s one of the first things I’m curious about when I get to know someone new (don’t worry, I’m polite enough not to pry - at least not right away).
It just says so much about a person - what they really desire, fantasize about, and get turned on by.
Unfortunately, I can’t learn anything from Mr. Austin’s blank search bar. But it’s okay, he’s a pretty open book.
This week, I decided to be an open book as well. I shared my go-to porn search terms and why they’re the ones I keep returning to.
Did you know it’s almost my one-year podcast anniversary?
The first episode of Pillow Talk went live on January 15 of last year. And this whole podcasting thing really caught me off guard.
I never really wanted to be a podcaster, for one thing. I also didn’t think the show would last this long.
This week, I also wrote about my dear old husband.
He’s truly my soulmate, but I never realized it more than when I opened my marriage and started dating again.
Messing around with other guys was fun (it had its low points, too) but it made me realize just how much I felt at home with Mr. Austin. He’s my perfect match.
PMDD is goddamn miserable.
Anyone who suffers from it would do just about anything to get rid of their hell weeks.
Well, I can’t offer that. But thanks to Reddit, I did find something that can make it more bearable.
I wanted to share that information with as many sufferers as I could, so I wrote about finally getting some relief with antihistamines.
And this week, the Pillow Talk podcast gets sticky, dirty, and just a little bit taboo. We talk about creampies, the messiest NSFW subreddits, and why it’s fun to watch a lady get filled with come.
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I finally got Mr. Austin a Tenga Spinner! I’ve wanted him to try one ever since I saw how a video of it in action. It rotates while it strokes, which sounds incredibly stimulating! If you want to feel it for yourself, get it from Betty’s Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your entire order!
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Pillow Talk with Emma Austin
Is there a better way to finish than inside her sweet honeypot?
This week, Jake and I talk about the appeal of creampies, our very limited experience with them, and my brief fixation on come-based porn.
Along the way, we discuss being in the perv bubble, our ADHD porn habits, awkward insemination, and Jake's come volume.
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This week, my Friends With Benefits got access to a bonus episode of the Pillow Talk podcast where Jake and I gave the details of my most eventful birthday celebration.
It was a drunken foursome that almost felt more like a threesome. It was my first time with a woman, and I was completely unprepared. And it started off exciting but ended with everyone feeling extremely uncomfortable.
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