Happy birthday to me! 🥳🧁
Hi!
So, it’s my birthday today.
And I’m a teensy bit bummed out because I don’t think I’ll be getting the one gift I really, really want - a stripper jumping out of a giant cake.
But that’s okay.
I’ll still have a nice, cozy day with lots of love and a regular-sized cake.
No naked girls, but I’m sure I’ll see tits and ass somewhere - I do pretty much every single day.
And who knows, maybe there are no strippers available today. They might all be resting after strutting their stuff at New Year’s Eve parties thrown by wealthy horndogs.
Just another downside to being a New Year’s Baby, I guess.
Oh yeah, that’s the other thing. It’s the start of a whole new year.
And that feels kind of bittersweet to me. Because 2022 was kind of a mixed bag for me.
Some of it definitely sucked.
I had some health issues that made a good chunk of the year a real struggle for me.
I’ve spent more time cooped up in the house than I wanted to.
And my sex drive has been a lot more stubborn, which totally blows.
But there were some good things, too.
I’ve made my home a lot cozier. It feels a lot more like my space now, not just the one I happen to live in.
I’m starting to get at least some of my health stuff under control. Not completely, but some of the bad days aren’t quite as bad as they used to be and that’s something.
And I’ve been hearing from a lot more of my readers and listeners, especially through the Pillow Talk Discord. That makes me feel more connected to my work and makes it feel so much more rewarding.
So, pretty decent overall.
But with any luck, this year will be better.
Happier. Healthier. Hornier.
And hopefully a stripper or two - cake optional.
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Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
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This was a real chatty one! ☕
I’ve always wanted to try Starbucks holiday drinks, but I never lived close enough to one. And I could never justify the cost of getting one single drink delivered.
But turns out I can justify the cost of getting five drinks brought to my door.
So I decided to taste test them on mic with Mr. Austin, even though he doesn’t actually drink coffee.
And the result is a very chatty, caffeine-fueled, hour-plus bonus episode!
There’s a little teaser over on the main feed, but the full episode is only available on the Pillow Talk Patreon!
Joining gets you access to bonus episodes, early releases to everything on the main feed, the exclusive Pillow Talk Discord channel, and monthly nudes!
See you there! 😘
Start the year with something naughty! 😉
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Let’s hang out for a bit 🥰
I hope you're taking it easy, because we sure are!
This week, we decided to just sit down and have a cozy little chat with all of you!
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