Got any dirty magazines under your mattress? 😏📚
Hi!
I don’t trust the grid.
Don’t worry, I’m not about to put on my tinfoil hat and take you off the deep end with me. Though I do own one and wear it on the regular.
But lately, I’ve been feeling the need to get my hands on some good old fashioned physical media.
Because if streaming services ever blink out, all I’ll be left with are the first few seasons of Grey’s Anatomy and the original run of The L Word.
Well, that and whatever dull movies Mr. Austin still has on DVD.
I need more than that, though.
I’ve got to have my comfort shows - and I’ll want them even more if the grid gets spotty or if everything gets locked behind very high paywalls.
I need all the big budget disaster movies, too. Those are peak entertainment as far as I’m concerned, and unfortunately they’re aging really, really well.
And you bet your sweet buns I’m going to need some good porn.
I’ve been thinking about that a lot since my dear husband got me a subscription to Barely Legal for my birthday.
That might not have been my first choice, but I ain’t mad at it.
And I’m surprisingly happy about having porn magazines for the first time in like 15 years.
It feels nice to actually flip through the pages. There’s a casual titillation to it that feels kind of cozy - like you could just curl up with a hot cup of herbal tea, a warm blanket, and page after page of fully exposed pussy.
Reading some of the text out loud and giggling over it is a really fun couples activity, too.
Maybe it’s just me, but it’s also weirdly comforting to have smut that you actually own.
I’m definitely not giving up on streaming porn. It’s too damn good, I can’t get enough of all the creativity and novelty out there, and having a carousel of different hotties to watch is one of the best reasons to go online.
But I also never want to be stuck with my imagination. It’s honestly not that great, and I don’t think think it could carry me through an extended outage.
And I definitely don’t want to have to rely on my memory to remember what hot women look like naked. I want to see it with both eyeballs. There’s just no substitute for that.
So, I think it’s time to bring back the porn stash.
The box of dirty DVDs in the back corner of the closet.
The porno magazine tucked under the mattress.
The nudie calendar you keep long after the year is over.
I’m not sure if those are more important than having physical copies of Twister and Deep Impact. But it’s up there.
And if I don’t manage to build a decent collection of high-quality porn in time, at least I’ll have a few issues of Barely Legal to get me through the apocalypse.
Love,
Emma ❤
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