Goodbye lewd Instagram 😕❄


Well, today’s the day.

Instagram’s new Community Guidelines go in effect today. If you use IG just to look at craft ideas, travel photos, sunsets, inspirational quotes, and stuff like that, it’s still going to be the same ol’ Instagram going forward.

But if you’re like me and you follow cute women who show skin, pornstars, and cosplayers who do OnlyFans, your feed might start looking a lot more tame.

It’s not clear yet how quickly people will get booted from the platform, how many posts will get censored, or who is going to start posting mild content just to play it safe. But a lot of sex workers and sex educators are worried.

And I am, too. Not just because I have to kiss my lewd IG feed full of plump butts goodbye, but because I’m not sure what to do about my own posts.

I allude to being horny in my posts. I talk about sex explicitly. My podcast soundbites are not family-friendly at all.

I haven’t decided if I’m going to find someplace else to post, stick to IG but make my posts PG-13, or go whole hog and cross my fingers that my account doesn’t get banned.

This week, I wrote about why Instagram was such an important platform to me and what these changes mean for horny adults on the platform.

Luckily, there are still some places on the internet that you can be as dirty and filthy as you want. We might lose Instagram, but we’ll always have X-rated tube sites.

Because I love celebrating smut and the holidays, I put together a list of my favorite amateur Christmas porn videos on Pornhub.

Use them to get in the mood, masturbate the holiday stress away, or as an excuse to watch good-looking girls wearing ugly sweaters and cute lingerie.

I’m relatively new to Lovense toys, but they’re already some of my favorites.

I’ve always fantasized about using remote-controlled vibrators, but I could never find any that weren’t disappointing.

Then I tried the Lush 2 by Lovense and it was exactly what I was looking for. It’s app-controlled, it can handle any distance, it’s easy to use, and it got me incredibly turned on.

So, when Lovense asked me if I wanted to test out their new panty vibrator, the Ferri, I jumped at the opportunity to review it!

I saw a tweet a while back that said there are three kinds of dirty talk.

That didn’t seem right to me, so I grabbed my notebook and wrote a list of twelve different kinds.

I decided to write a post and share all of them, because the best way to make dirty talk hotter is to find a style you’re comfortable using and that your partner loves hearing.



Emma ❤

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Treat Yourself

If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting.

The holiday sales are here! It’s the perfect time to treat yourself to some fantastic porn. If you still want more Christmas porn, definitely check out Nubiles Porn. They’ve been putting out silly, dirty scenes like We Want Creampies For Christmas, Sitting on Santa’s Lap, and Pussy In A Box. Annual memberships are currently 60% off!

And if you want a Sexmas gift that keeps giving, Adult Time’s annual memberships are discounted too. Or you can use the code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on a 30-day membership.

And if you want to try the Ferri, the Lush 2, or any other high-quality remote controlled toy, you can get it them directly from Lovense!

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Pillow Talk with Emma Austin

Our mixer is on the fritz!

We just rented a replacement while we wait for it to get repaired. But we didn’t manage to record a new episode.

If you still want to hear our voices, check out this episode where we try to figure out whether Jake is a cuckold (it’s kind of complicated).

Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, consider rating and reviewing it on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Podchaser, or anywhere else!

New Exclusive Posts

This week, my Friends With Benefits got access to a bonus episode of the Pillow Talk podcast where I tell Jake what I did behind closed doors with my weird little torso doll, Pussy Tits. I was almost too embarrassed to record this one, but here it is!

Listen to a teaser here.

If you want access to the full audio, including two bonus Pillow Talk episodes every month, head on over to our Patreon and become one of our Friends With Benefits!

Something Spicy

A couple of years ago, I wrote a piece of holiday smut. If you want a little help heating up your Sexmas, this story might just do it!

The Nice List

Natalie was worried she'd have a very lonely Christmas Eve. Her husband Daniel was working overtime, and she was at home getting worked up. But things turn around when she discovers someone in her living room - someone with a bright red suit, a big beard, and a twinkle in his eye.

Natalie's boring night turns magical as she finds out how a naughty girl like her can earn a place on Santa's nice list.

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