Every couple needs a plaything or two 😏🔥
Hi!
Sorry for showing up in your inbox so late! I’ve had one of those weeks where I’m always running late and I can’t seem to catch up.
It’s been stressing me out.
So I guess that’s why I have sex dolls on the mind.
I knew getting one would let me have all sorts of fun. I could finally make some of my sexual fantasies feel a lot more real.
So I was super excited as soon as I unboxed Stacy.
But I didn’t realize that playing with her would also be a really good way to relieve stress.
Fondling her perky tits or grabbing her juicy rump instantly evens out my blood pressure. Groping her really made me see why Mr. Austin gets so handsy with me.
Jilling off relieves tension, but with a doll you feel more like you’re playing. And that makes it even more satisfying.
Actually, I have two torso dolls now.
I’ve got Stacy for days when I want to act out my girl-on-girl fantasies.
And now I have Ken for anything I want to do that involves a cock.
That doesn’t mean I don’t get stressed anymore. But it does mean that I have some really fucking great ways to deal with that stress.
The thing I find weird about sex dolls, though, is that people talk about them like they’re solo toys. And yeah, I guess if I was single I’d probably spend even more time with Ken and Stacy.
But I honestly think every couple should have an artificial plaything or two.
It’s the perfect way to play out all sorts of threesome fantasies - with zero jealousy involved.
Voyeuristic fantasies too - one of the hottest things I did with Stacy was sit back and watch while Mr. Austin fucked her pussy and her ass.
You can try out double penetration without having to wine and dine one of your acquaintances.
And it’s a really good way to manage libidos that don’t line up perfectly - and they never do.
If you don’t have a doll, I highly recommend it. Get a full doll if that’s your jam. Get a torso if you want something way more convenient. Get a couple if you need more than one to fulfill all your dirty fantasies.
It might not be as hot as having a real shared fuckbuddy. But it’s definitely the next best thing.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some fake titties to play with!
This Week’s New Articles
Ken is the name I gave him, but he’s really a Rough Rider torso doll.
And soon after I got the Rough Rider, they went out of stock.
That really sucked because I was so excited to tell all of you about it!
I couldn’t believe how much fun I was having with him, but there wasn’t any point in reviewing something you wouldn’t be able to try yourself.
The other day, he was available again. So, I finally drafted my love letter to this cocky little torso!
As far as I can tell, the top blowjob complaint is that they don’t happen enough.
Guys just want to get sucked off more often - or at all.
The second complaint is that they don’t last long enough.
As a blowjob giver, I know that there’s a point when you just tap out.
Your jaw gets sore. The horny excitement is starting to fade and it’s starting to feel like work. Or you get real eager to move on to the next thing before you lose your gusto.
If you’re on the receiving end, it probably feels like it happens way too soon.
But here’s a little secret. There’s something you can do about that. There are a few things that will increase your odds of getting sucked off even longer.
I can’t promise that you’ll get super long blowjobs if you do them. But it’s definitely your best shot.
If you don’t text your partner all that much, you’re probably missing out on some really hot sex.
I didn’t text with Mr. Austin until a couple of years ago. I couldn’t - he didn’t have a phone.
Now that I can, I see the difference it made.
It directly resulted in us fucking more often, having better sex, and just plain being hornier.
If you want to text your way to some awesome sex, there are five ways you can do that.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
A Sex Doll Won’t Fit Under Your Tree, But These Toys Will 🎄
I can’t wait for Sexmas! It’s going to be so much fun!
If you want to make your holidays extra steamy, you should check out my sexy gift recommendations! They’re some of the best toys I’ve ever played with, and I bet they’d be your special someone’s new favorites too!
The Weirdest, Coolest Sex Toy 🐌
I got a Snail vibrator! It’s such a weird, unique, and incredibly cool toy!
But more importantly, it can make me come really fucking well. I’m talking intense blended orgasms!
And of course, I got all of those orgasms on camera!
I filmed myself fucking my pussy with the Snail vibrator from three different angles and uploaded the results to my JustForFans page this week!
Subscribe if you want to watch me get off with it - along with lots of other solo and partnered videos!
Get Yourself Something Super Hot 🔥
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
Bondage is hot as fuck, but I only have one complaint. The color scheme is usually kind of dark and I like bright and cute! So, I got my hands on some glow-in-the dark restraints! If you want to mix fun and kinky, you should get the Kink in the Dark bondage set from Naughty Betty’s! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!
Lesbian porn is hot. Experience gap lesbian porn is even hotter. If you agree, you really need to check out Mommy’s Girl! It’s hot all-girl porn that pairs MILFs with younger performers in sexy, playful scenarios. Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a free week!
If you’re in a super dirty mood, though, you’ll probably enjoy getting off to Evil Angel scenes! It’s the flithiest site I promote. It’s hardcore as hell. It’s got the kind of intense anal that will leave you amazed at what the human ass can handle. If that sounds like your jam, use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a free week!
These are all affiliate links by the way. If you click them and make a purchase (or use one of my discount codes), I earn a small commission on the sale and you will be supporting my work.
There Are So Many Assholes Here! 😮
We're on Reddit again this week!
Specifically, we're going through some of the sexual conundrums on Am I the Asshole! And boy, do I have opinions!
Also: Jake turns 38, explains why he ruins dinner parties, and we launch a new podcast!
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, consider rating and reviewing it on Apple Podcasts or anywhere else!
How Often Can We Say “Naked?” 😂
This week on What’s The Deal With Fucking? we're talking about "The Revenge" (S2, E7)!
Jerry suspects that the laundromat guy stole his money. Kramer helps him get revenge through property damage. It turns out to be a big misunderstanding. But we're basically ignoring all of that because we're here to talk about naked Elaine!
Or rather, Elaine talking about being naked.
We probe the limits of our nudism, ask whether semi-naked girlfriend is better than fully-naked girlfriend, and explore the fine line between being a boytoy and a run of the mill loser.
We also say "naked" way too much and threaten to start podcasting 7 days a week (don't tempt us!)
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