Entering my Plant MILF era 😎🪴
Hi!
I’m finally doing it!
I’m keeping plants alive!
I have no idea how. I still don’t have a clue what I’m doing. Every time I try to read about it, I end up with more questions than answers.
But I’ve got seedlings, sprouts, and full-on plants that all seem to be growing well and doing fine.
This is incredibly exciting for me because I’ve tried to do this more times than I can count.
Over the last ten years, I’ve tried to start a few little gardens. None of them ever got very far. If I was lucky, I’d get a few cherry tomatoes that grew against all odds.
I’ve had houseplants wilt and die off before I could figure out why they werern’t thriving.
RIP to all of my succulents that never managed to see all four seasons of the year.
Now I’m finally getting somewhere, though.
I’m not exactly sure why. I don’t think I’ve cracked the code or anything. But I’m hopeful and excited.
I came so close to giving up on my dream of being a plant mom, and I’m so glad I didn’t.
Because it’s not just a hobby. It’s a big part of the life I want to live.
I get overstimulated and overwhelmed very easily. So one of my biggest goals is just to be cozy.
That means a bunch of cats that will wander around, rub up against my legs, and curl up in my lap.
Long afternoon walks with Mr. Austin would be great too. Preferably to the little shop that sells mangos and vegan desserts - but I’m easy.
It would definitely involve lots of fucking, masturbating, and napping surrounded by fluffy pillows and thick blankets.
And greenery in every space. So many plants that I have to wander around the house to water all of them. Fresh strawberries and cucumbers that are plucked right from my backyard.
That’s what I’m working on. That’s the goal.
The three cats I have now is a really good start.
My canopy bed, big beanbag chair, and sex furniture help too. I could use more pillows and stuffies, though.
We’ve been too busy for long walks lately. And I haven’t had a mango in forever.
But my plants aren’t dying and that’s huge.
Because I might not be close to reaching peak cozy living. I’m not in my wholesome horny paradise yet.
But now I finally have the one skill I was missing to be the plant MILF I’ve always wanted to be.
This Week’s New Articles
If you’re reading this, you probably know I love Adult Time.
And they’re doing a really good job of keeping my long-term relationship with them very hot and heavy.
They don’t have to. They could just coast on what they already do well. I’d be fine with a steady stream of new Pure Taboo, Transfixed, and Mommy’s Girl scenes.
Instead, they keep surprising and impressing me with great new scenes and series.
That’s why I’ve been writing Adult Time reviews lately - and why I’ve got more coming soon.
This week, I wrote about The Yes List. I watched it when I decided to check out some Adult Time pilots. And it was supposed to be part of that roundup article.
But I couldn’t include it. It was too hot. It turned me on way too much.
It needed to be its own review.
It’s quite possibly the best threesome scene I’ve ever watched, and I wanted to share why.
There’s a real gap between blowjob fantasy and blowjob reality.
For some of us ladies, it’s because we end up blowing guys who aren’t the best at getting head.
They’re great at sitting there and taking it - just not so good at doing all the things that make it extra hot for us to suck them off.
And for some us, it’s a performance thing.
In our fantasies, we’re knob slobbing queens. We can suck hard and fast. We take it deep. We go for as long as we want and our knees never get sore.
But then there’s a dick in your mouth and it’s a lot more challenging than that.
That’s a problem I deal with. I’ve got a small mouth, a weak jaw, and I almost never have the kind of intense horniness it takes to power through a tough blowjob.
But I still want to give decent head and have it last long enough for me to really enjoy it.
Thankfully, there are a few things a girl like me can do to make giving head a little easier - and making our actual blowjobs more like the ones we fantasize about.
If you looked through my porn history, you’d see a few themes.
Girls with thick thighs.
Plenty of butt stuff.
And lots of sweet looking girls acting shy.
Shy girls are my jam. Not just because they’re super cute, but because they have a way of making anything dirty feel extra hot.
If you’re passing up on shy girls, you’re completely missing out.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
I’ve Got New Merch! 😍
I just added a few new designs to the Pillow Talk merch store!
I wanted them to be the right mix of cozy and pervy.
Everything’s currently on sale! So if that’s your vibe or you just love the podcast, go check out what’s new!
Two Ways to Watch Me Hump 💦
This week, I posted two hump-heavy videos.
I wanted to show off my torso doll, Stacy. So I posted a video of me playing with her holes, womanhandling her, all while grinding against her.
And because I can never get enough humping, I also posted a video of me humping a pillow.
That’s one of my old school orgasm techniques, but it definitely still holds up!
If you want to see both of those videos, they’re on my OnlyFans and on my JustForFans page!
That’s also where you’ll find all my other explicit videos and lots of naughty photos!
Get Some Great Masturbation Material! 🍀
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Starter Pussy’s Hot - Unless It’s Yours 😳
Very few women ever deal with premature orgasms.
And because life hands me all the lemons, I was one of them.
This week, we’re talking about premature female orgasms, how to manage them, and how I got over mine!
Also: being nasty, why solo edging is so much harder, and single handedly fixing the orgasm gap!
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, don’t forget to rate and review it on Apple Podcasts! 🖤
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