Don't tease me like that! 😭😅
Hi!
I’ll admit it - they got me.
Adult Time had me all excited because they announced a brand new animated puppet porn series.
Then the trailer for What Puppets Can Do dropped and it had everything you’d need for good puppet hardcore.
A pink-haired Siri Dahl puppet with big papier mache tits.
A puppet Tommy Pistol - with a beard instead of a clean shave, which is a great choice.
And of course, an extendable color-changing chameleon cock.
But something felt off.
Then I checked the date and I clued in. It wasn’t a new series - it was an April Fools gag.
In my defense, it seemed totally plausible. Mainly because hardcore puppet porn is a very real thing - and I’ve seen my share of it.
It also wouldn’t be the first time Adult Time has released puppet porn.
And it definitely wouldn’t be the first time Tommy Pistol starred in a hardcore video with puppets.
So yeah, I fell for it. And I’m kind of disappointed that What Puppets Can Do isn’t going to be a thing.
Not just because it means I won’t get to see the chameleon cock in action. But because puppet porn can be very entertaining - and surprisingly hot.
I’ll be fine, though. I can just catch up on the second season of Hentai Sex School instead.
Besides, I’m sure it won’t be long before I get to see some puppet fucking again. For real, this time.
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