Hi!
I feel like I’m coming out this week.
It happens every once in a while. I feel like I’m revealing something new about myself - even though it’s usually something I’ve revealed before.
That’s one of the weird things about putting so much of myself online. It’s all out there, so I feel like an open book. But I know most people have only read a few pages of it.
I’ve published more than 600 blog posts.
If you count the bonus episodes and my second show, I’ve released over 100 podcast episodes too.
Throw in social media posts and this newsletter and that’s a whole lot of me.
So, it makes sense that most people only have a small sample of it. Even my biggest fans aren’t going to dig through all those blog posts.
But when people only get a few snippets, they often end up making assumptions about me that are off the mark.
They’ll read one of my blowjob articles and assume that I drop to my knees at the drop of a hat, when I’m really more of a pillow princess.
They see my porn reviews and assume I’ve got a raging sex drive.
I wish.
And I can’t count the number of men who have told me they wish their wives were more like me.
If only they knew. Being married to me is not the erotic joyride they think it would be. Not even close.
So yeah, people get the wrong idea. But I don’t usually think about it much.
Then I started working on a couple of article outlines about being asexual. And it made me feel like I was getting ready to expose some big secret.
It shouldn’t. It’s not something I actively hide or anything.
I’ve been open about being somewhere on the asexual spectrum. At the very least, I’m greysexual.
None of what I write or record ever contradicts that. It’s always completely honest and genuine, so it’s all in there somewhere.
But for the most part, it’s between the lines. So I get that it’s easy to miss when I’m talking about my new favorite sex toy or how to get some extra deep dick.
I have a feeling that most people coming across my articles wouldn’t peg me as asexual.
Judging from the kinds of emails and DMs I get, I don’t think I give off strong graysexual or demisexual vibes either.
So when I say it out loud, it feels like I’m coming out - all over again.
And it’s going to keep feeling that way, I guess.
Because I’ll be going right back to writing porn reviews.
There will be more blowjob articles - mark my words.
All the fun sex stuff I love writing is going to keep coming out of my graysexual brain. All my dirty thoughts are going to keep coming out of my filthy demisexual mouth.
So, it’s only a matter of time before another guy slides into my DMs to tell me he wishes his wife was more like me.
This Week’s New Articles
It’s only eight days before every bro’s favorite holiday.
Steak and Blowjob Day is on the 14th and if there are any douchey guys in your life, you’ll probably hear about it.
Personally, I’m not a fan of Steak and Blowjob Day.
But I am a big fan of pampering your guy - and his cock.
So, here are four alternatives to Steak and Blowjob Day. They’re playful, they’re all about sexual pleasure, and they’re great ways to make him feel appreciated.
I hate when a really good show gets cancelled.
I’m downright pissed if it ended with a cliffhanger that never gets resolved.
And I don’t care what anyone thought of the last season of Good Girls because I could use a few more.
It happens with porn too, but it tends to happen more quietly.
I’m still hoping I’ll get to see more Shape of Beauty scenes in the future.
Some Bubblegum Dungeon scenes were a little rough for me, but I really wish I had more than six of them to revisit.
And then there are the pilots that were great masturbation material but never got picked up.
I love seeing porn studios try new things, but it’s even better when the hot scenes turn into full blown series.
So this week, I decided to write about three recent Adult Time pilots - and which one I really hope get picked up.
I only learned about aegosexuality recently.
But turns out I’m an old pro at it.
I used to have a hard time understanding myself.
Because I felt pretty darn asexual. I was in a sexless marriage and if it wasn’t for ovulation horniness, I don’t think I would’ve had any sex at all.
But at the same time, I could still get very turned on by porn and erotic stories.
Well, turns out there’s a word for that.
This week, I wrote about aegosexuality and why being aegosexual can be so confusing.
You ever see something so strange that you just need to try it?
It happened when I found the Snail Vibe.
It’s why I’ve seen so much puppet porn.
And it’s how I found myself reviewing the Masturball.
I didn’t know what to expect with the Masturball and what I discovered is a little machine that can tickle and squeeze a dick.
Check out my review if you want to know what it’s like to fuck a little round machine with a tight grip.
Enjoy!
Love,
Emma ❤
Have I Been a Good Girl? 🥺👉👈
I don’t do a lot of roleplaying during sex.
But if you give me an outfit and a camera, I can’t help it.
This week, I posted a video I shot with my schoolgirl uniform and a thrusting dildo. See, I forgot to turn in my homework. But I’ll do anything to get an A.
I also filmed myself trying out a new arousal oil. It made my pussy feel so good that I had to pleasure it some more. So, I reached for one of my favorite toys and fucked myself until I was good and satisfied.
If you want to see both of those videos, they’re on my OnlyFans and on my JustForFans page!
That’s also where you’ll find more than 50 explicit videos - including a recent one of Mr. Austin fucking me from behind and then coming in my ass!
Just Hanging Out 🥰
This week on the Pillow Talk Patreon, we put out a new Chatty Cathys bonus episode!
It’s basically Pillow Talk but instead of sex, we talk about whatever - and sex.
We went all over the place and covered Jake’s recent mysterious dick injury, my third time joining Fetlife, and just how incredibly socially awkward we are!
It’s just a chill, cozy chat. And you can listen in by becoming one of our Friends With Benefits!
That also gets you access to other bonus episodes, early access to our main feed episodes, and our Pillow Talk Film Society porn watchalongs!
See you there! 😘
Treat Yourself a Little 🖤
If you want to get yourself a little something fun, here are some companies I love supporting!
If you fantasize about getting caught masturbating or catching someone touching themselves, you’re definitely not alone - and you’d probably be a big fan of Caught Fapping! It’s exactly what it sounds like - a porn series where people get caught masturbating and it turns to fucking. It’s super fucking hot and you can get a great deal by using the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up!
When I started shopping for pussy pumps, I didn’t know I’d find one that could also lick my pussy. It’s called the Her Ultimate Pleasure and it’s so fun that I always make sure to keep it charged! Get one from Betty’s Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!
If you’ve got a VR headset and you’re not watching porn with it, you’re missing out! It’s one of the hottest ways you can experience smut. And VR Porn Premium gets you access to full scenes from more than a hundred VR studios! Yearly memberships are 78% off and monthly access is 20% off right now, so definitely check it out!
These are all affiliate links by the way. If you click them and make a purchase (or use one of my discount codes), I earn a small commission on the sale and you will be supporting my work.
Slide Across That Pussy 💦
It's the perfect way to tease a pussy!
This week, we're talking about pussyjobs - what makes them so hot, great positions, and amazing cumshots!
Also: getting rid of our useless van, the first time Jake made me squirt, closeup porn, and I come up with a new side hustle!
Check out the show notes for relevant links. And if you love the show, don’t forget to rate and review it on Apple Podcasts! 🖤
It’s a Lady in Your Room - What More Could You Want? 😏
This week, we're talking about "The Red Dot" (Seinfeld S3, E12) without actually talking about the red dot!
We analyze what makes chambermaids hot, what counts as sex, and why I would totally sit on a cake!
What’s The Deal With Fucking? is on Apple Podcasts! If you like the show, I’d love for you to rate and review it! 🥰
Connect With Me! 🥰
Follow me on Instagram and Twitter.
Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon page for early access and exclusive bonus episodes!
Go to my OnlyFans page or my JustForFans page to check out my hardcore porn videos!
I’m starting to do stuff on TikTok too!
Subscribe to my YouTube channel for some much less hardcore (but still super fun) videos!
And follow me on Medium!
Hi Emma! Have you ever actually been with another woman?